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This ended the bbq debate…

@WillTheSkillet2 @HoustonTexans @stfukhi The 49ers traded down because we took their guy.

My dawg “Hacksaw” Harley Dugan aka @TheLead_HOU live in the building! #NflDraft #TexansDraftParty

@jharrisfootball in the building 👀 #NflDraft #TexansDraftParty

Mr Hiram Clarke @brandonkscott in the building #nfldraft #Texansdraftparty

Raiders wit Klint Kubiak finna be a problem 😮‍💨 in the future

Live at the Texas Draft Party !

Andre Johnson was so much fun to watch 🍿

🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever. The deal, which includes a rare no-trade clause, was done by @AgentNicoleLynn of @KlutchSports.

Congratulations to this brother who came in put his head down and worked.. God is good and he deserves every penny. Glad he is a Houston Texan.

.@EmmanuelAcho on if the Texans will win a Super Bowl under CJ Stroud: “I don’t expect one, I know they’ll get one. The Texans defense is generational. The Texans can not only get to a Super Bowl, they will consistently be in Super Bowl conversations.”

I never watched a full episode of MASH in my whole 35 years of living. Soon as the helicopter came up i changed the channel

We can only pray this how it plays out👀

@larrynstafford @HoustonTexans Factz

This is my face when stupid people try to talk to me about my squad the ⁦@HoustonTexans⁩ and my QB CJ Stroud being replaced with our back up QB..go sit yall tired ass down!!! CJ working

@larrynstafford @HoustonTexans @BigSargeSportz @TexansCommenter @MrAD0923 @Docpay75 @CalvinEd4472 👀

Ummmmmm child’s play compared to what WAJ is going to get @HoustonTexans has a franchise DE and player and locker room God.. #Paid @BigSargeSportz @TexansCommenter @MrAD0923 @Docpay75 @CalvinEd4472 @Blastoff_Ent

Man these are the cleanest uniforms I’ve seen recently. What’s to stop @HoustonTexans from emulating this ? 😮‍💨

@micheal_ws18 Inclined treadmill 20-30 mins everytime

Gym goers, when you hit the gym, do you head straight to the weights, or do a quick cardio warm-up first?

@TheOdin_II These bats straight cracked out delusional 😂

A mother of five children, including a 3-month-old baby, all from different fathers, says she’s ready to remarry. She insists the man must be earning about $800,000 and that there will be no sex before marriage. She also strongly believes in God. 🤷‍♂️

@Kestrel_Rose @FitWithDrSam Yep and I’ll never again settle for less, breakups like the one I initiated can transform a person

@Blastoff_Ent @FitWithDrSam You noticed that too ? That most of the people with decades long marriage have full access? 😁

I got into a huge argument with my wife because I wouldn’t let her check my phone. She said: We should have each other’s passwords. That’s what real couples do. I told her: A phone is personal. So finally, I asked a famous marriage counselor who was right. He said this:

@SaycheeseDGTL Factz

They’re on twitter saying the average man should be able to lift 225 pounds 😢🫠