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@spellswordaf @AndrewCFollett @toweypat Maybe 30 years ago bucko, get some software update

In high school, I tore my ACL playing soccer and was on crutches for 6 months...and got attacked by a loser while sitting out gym class. School had a stupid rule about how, in any physical fight, both parties had to be punished equally. When I pointed out that...obviously...the kid on crutches did not start the fight, the Vice Principal scoffed and asked me why I was daring the Question Authority. School bureaucracy radicalizes many conservatives because its so obviously stupid, actively harmful, and punishing to the victim.

@Devon_Eriksen_ @StephenKing Stephen King on cocaine is a famous professional writer. Off cocaine, we don't know

@StephenKing Oh, come on, Steve. You're supposed to be a famous professional writer. Are you seriously telling me that this is your wittiest? A teenage fast food worker with an IQ of 95 could have come up with this. Do you need to go back on cocaine?

You have a president who can't spell, doesn't have any grasp of basic grammar, and doesn't read. Well, my good old Ma used to say you get what you deserve.

@UmariTomoe Fenomeno, because I too experienced being the only normal sibling

Who's your favorite Umamusume and why? 🥸🐴 I must take many notes.

@bipolarslayy @nikkibellv Probably more like pre-taped promos and backstage segments than a whole show

Thea immediately changing her ig bio, posting a lot of pics and going live on twitch oh bitch definitely had this planned she messy

@missdarkimova Looks like a groupie from the 80s after a night of shots cocaine

why am i still single, i’m not good enough?

@Benji51g @kaur_q24 @xchr4sx No it's not If the ref doesn't count right it immediately exposes the business like what happened with Tiffany vs Nia vs Jade Cargill triple threat Thea should have realized she put too much weight on Blake earlier, Blake even shouted "get off me". In conclusion, get fucked

The chimpmunk single handedly ruining a whole reign and multiple superstars storylines thats crazy 😭

@TakerOverAnyone @TitoSanTanaChez Hasn't Blake said she doesn't want to be called up?

@TitoSanTanaChez Yeah either that or they’re gonna call Blake up

She’s crying because she knows she’s going straight to catering after this title reign😭

@KrakenKa1 @WrestlePurists Ref actually did his job right and is the one person that shouldn't be blamed

@KrakenKa1 @WrestlePurists Trying to pin the blame on the ref when Thea either didn't realize how much weight she put on Blake or did so maliciously Blake got her shoulder up, sure, but her shoulder blade is still on the canvas. Admittedly, I'm not sure how that works since usually the whole side goes up

Blake Monroe was supposed to retain the NXT Women’s North American Title against Thea Hail. There was said to have been a scramble backstage when the botched finish happened since there was creative specifically in place with Thea not being the champion. This ended up affecting multiple people's creative that was set for the next couple of weeks. It wasn’t said immediately who got the blame for the situation, as most involved were just working to quickly make changes to what needed to be changed. - @FightfulSelect

@Dr_Vrillante @WalasiakDawid12 If you think they were right wing, you don't know your history

@BleachedSlavDom @WalasiakDawid12 Dumbass

@BasedSamParker Wife

Would you let this waitress serve you? And would you tip her? Lol Pittsburgh, PA — Waitress Arrested After Using the Restaurant’s Leaf Blower to Blast a Zero-Tip Table Out the Door Pittsburgh police arrested 27-year-old Jordyn Hale at Steel City Smokehouse after she allegedly grabbed the restaurant’s leaf blower from the storage closet and used it to physically “encourage” a non-tipping table to leave. Witnesses say the four-top treated Jordyn like a personal assistant. They sent their ribs back twice for being “too rib-like,” asked for eight drink refills, made her rehearse the specials “with more enthusiasm,” and complained that the barbecue sauce “wasn’t spiritually resonating.” Jordyn kept her composure — until she collected the bill. They left zero dollars on a $168 tab and wrote: “You didn’t uplift our dining experience.” Jordyn stared at the message, nodded once, and walked to the back where the cleaning equipment was stored. She returned holding a leaf blower. The table looked confused. Jordyn plugged it in, pointed it at them, and yelled: “GET UPLIFTED, THEN!” She flipped the switch. A roaring gust blasted napkins, sauce cups, and menus into the air. The group shrieked as their hair flew back like a wind tunnel photoshoot. One man grabbed his toupee mid-flight. A woman lost control of her scarf as it whipped into the next booth. Someone yelled, “SHE’S AIR-FRYING THE CUSTOMERS!” Jordyn shouted: “THIS IS WHAT UNDERAPPRECIATION FEELS LIKE — HIGH VELOCITY!” By the time police arrived, she was herding the group toward the exit with the leaf blower like a chaotic shepherd. She was arrested for harassment and creating a hazard. As she was escorted out, she yelled: “YOU WANT UPLIFTING? TIP NEXT TIME!”

@MattyBro812 @hayasaka_aryan Not black skin It came from latin "Maurus", describing a person from the region of Moor Think Morocco or Algeria It wasn't used for black people because Poles might've not even known these existed back then Using "Murzyn" to describe a black guy specifically is a modern take

@BleachedSlavDom @hayasaka_aryan Specifically, a guy with black skin. For mixed white-black, we say Mulat. For someone from the Indian subcontinent, we say Hindus.

Poland is key

@MattyBro812 @hayasaka_aryan It doesn't even mean that, it just means "man with dark skin" Originally it was referring to North Africans and Arabs, and wasn't even insulting

@hayasaka_aryan That word does not mean the N-word, or anything like it. It literally means "little black man", or "black boy", which may still sound bad, but it was never intended to be used in a pejorative way.

@hayasaka_aryan Technically Poland doesn't have an equivalent to n-word, because they never enslaved blacks

@NarutoDaily_ Yagura the Mizukage

Who do you think Kakashi was talking about?

@Some_Clown20 @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Really? I don't find these fuckers interesting at all

@BleachedSlavDom @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Quite the interesting list... :|

I’ve seen the defense that Marvel went back to nostalgia because audiences didn’t give the new heroes a chance. No, Marvel didn’t give us a chance to grow with them. Instead of greenlighting sequels to established newcomers, they kept throwing out random shit.

@Some_Clown20 @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Those were video games, from Marvel the list would be like this Carol Danvers, Wanda Maximoff, Yelena Belova, Riri Williams, Kate Bishop, She-Hulk, Echo, Sylvi/female Loki, Agatha, Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes

@BleachedSlavDom @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark We're still talking Marvel..? Or what movies are you listing..?

@Some_Clown20 @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Lmao

@BleachedSlavDom @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Who?

@Some_Clown20 @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Everyone from SS:KTJL, Abby, the bitch from Forspoken, Rook, Sylvanas Windrunner, Kay Vess etc.

@BleachedSlavDom @comicaccuracy @NeoGameSpark Example..?