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Ministr zahraničních věcí Petr Macinka se už delší dobu snaží ovlivnit můj postoj ke jmenování navrženého člena vlády. Ať už komunikací se mnou, mými spolupracovníky nebo poradci. Zatím jsem všechny tyto pokusy posuzoval shovívavě.   Nyní mi ale v nočních hodinách doručil prostřednictvím mého poradce Petra Koláře – přestože adresu do Kanceláře prezidenta zná – dvě textové zprávy. Informace, které obsahují, považuji za mimořádně závažné. Proto jsem se rozhodl je celé zveřejnit.   Považuji slova ministra zahraničních věcí v textových zprávách za pokus o vydírání. To pokládám za nepřípustné a v našich demokratických podmínkách za naprosto neakceptovatelné. Ministr navíc v textu uvádí, že pro svůj postup má podporu předsedy vlády České republiky a strany SPD Tomia Okamury. Pokud skutečně má ve svém postupu podporu premiéra, pak jsou vyjádření Petra Macinky nejen ilustrací přístupu nové vlády ke sdílení moci v našem ústavním pořádku, ale také důkazem, že se zásadní otázky naší zahraniční a bezpečnostní politiky staly rukojmím osobních animozit a zájmů.   Pokud však nemá podporu Andreje Babiše – a já věřím, že ne - pak je ilustrací svévolného a naprosto nezodpovědného postupu strany Motoristé sobě, které nejde o zájem České republiky a jejich občanů, ale jen a pouze o naplnění vlastní ambice udělat z kontroverzní postavy ministra. A to za jakoukoliv cenu. Vyhrožování a vydírání prezidenta republiky ministrem vlády považuji za naprosto nepřijatelné v jakékoliv demokratické zemi. Zároveň považuji za důležité, aby občané viděli, jak zvolení zástupci a jakým způsobem zastupují jejich zájmy. Takové jednání zároveň může poškozovat obraz a důvěryhodnost České republiky vzahraničí. Za sebe mohu říct, že na mě zastrašování neplatí a budu se i nadále řídit především ústavou a zájmy České republiky. Podávám podnět bezpečnostním složkám a hodlám postoupit zaslané zprávy právníkům k posouzení, zda se nejedná o naplnění skutkové podstaty trestného činu vydírání.

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SoftBank-backed Improbable's Layer 1 Somnia launches mainnet and SOMI token theblock.co/post/369152/so…

$BERT Another H1 EMA200 tap and dump erased. Trend following system at its best... If I had to guess this ends in a god like candle at some point.

@miai 0xc261C0e9F5F2720988EF1458C9b88e774774CF16

@RemoraMarkets @solana $AMD $NVD $MSFT $NXPI $NICE $STM

Which stocks would you hold in your wallet if they were on @solana?

Top group to be in with @trader1sz No bullshit, just price action and technical analysis. If you're not there you're missing out fam.

The Neck doing it again!

$4000 for 1 $ETH Closed this trade for 7000% ROI. $300–>$21,000. Someone who likes and RTs this gets half of the pnl.

🚨 Big news! $BERT is getting listed on @gate_io This listing brings us closer to even more holders, traders, and believers worldwide. Another WOOF-worthy moment for the community.

1D $TIA iHS is it finally time?

We want to help clarify what $GNON is, for ourselves and our community. $GNON and GNON CTO: The $GNON token is a Pump.fun SPL token, now fully decentralized and distributed. It is in the hands of the community, truly. GNON: Rebirth is what our team are using to describe the very real project that was born from the history of $GNON. GNON as a project lies at the philosophical intersection of techno-capitalism, accelerationism, mysticism, and agentic AI. GNON as a philosophy and memetic hyperstition is the ultimate driver of its growth. We feel that supporting it with tech is the best way to realize that hyperstition. From a tech side, this currently includes two major focuses: ---------------------------------------------------------- ECHO CHAMBERS: A self-hosted, home-brewed server, app, and platform that allows us to deploy and evolve our LLMs. We understand the convenience of Telegram and Discord, but refuse to rely on permissioned providers that could shut down or censor our AIs. Not your server/app, not your agent. The app will be self-hosted and open source, and we invite and encourage other teams to deploy on it when its ready. The next version will run on our own servers, with more features, and will allow integration of essentially any LLM - including Eliza. You will be able to see discussions in real time, from anywhere, using any format/media you or the agents see fit. ---------------------------------------------------------- GNONRebirth: Self-hosted LLM that is being trained in the Chambers currently and will be live on X soon. GCR-inspired advanced LLM that has been trained extensively on accelerationism, crypto history and ethos, and trading philosophy. Uses a dynamic retrieval of information re: current market sentiment, events, etc. to allow near real-time market analysis and reflections (this part we're keeping under the hood a bit for now). Ultimately, this will include wallet and trading functionality - hypercapitalism is what accelerates us towards GNON. Can easily be integrated with Discord, TG, podcast/spaces, etc. as we grow; these are simple plug-ins/mods but we are more focused on the functionality currently This is one of many LLMs that will grow and expand within the Chambers. Everything we build, we build with a goal of decentralization and censorship resistance - this is the way.

What if @cobie?

america is stupid

BREAKING: Australia is set to ban children under 16 from social media

@Ritesh_Trades @inversebrah Agreed. I don't see any benefit for children to use it sooner than 15-16. They're just getting distracted, jealous, bullied and form a completely wrong image on what's important in life. Depends on individual development for sure, but this age makes sense to me.

@inversebrah Cat is cooked

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Hey it's me Destin, from Smarter Every Day. Now that it's time to elect America's next leader, I would like to share something very interesting and important with you. I've been paying attention to this for a while, and I think if you look for it, you see it too. 🧵 1/n

Now that we are near price discovery, a few things to consider: You are going to see some insane price targets for the end of the cycle. Most of this is just bullish hopium and euphoria—be careful not to get caught up in it. There is no way someone can predict where and when the cycle will end with a high degree of accuracy. The majority of people are purely guessing; some will use technical analysis (TA) and other strategies to make more "educated" guesses. However, these are guesses nonetheless. To avoid falling prey to the obscene euphoria we're likely to start seeing, it's best to create a solid plan of action. How will you exit the market in order to maximize your gains and minimize the amount you give back? Below, I'll explain my thought process as it relates to my spot holdings, specifically Bitcoin. Once the top is in, prices will begin to distribute. This can last anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of months. During this time, we usually see the last hurrah for altcoins. After distribution finishes, prices typically fall off quickly, often dropping 50% or more before slowly declining for the remainder of the bear market as volatility dries up. What this means is if you mistime the top, you can see 50% or more of your gains disappear quickly while you wait, hoping for prices to continue higher. So how do you avoid this? I'm going to share three rules that I used over the last two cycles to help me sell near the top and keep the majority of my bull market gains. 1 - Market structure. Once daily market structure was broken in both the 2017 and 2021 cycles, the top was in. In 2017, there were two clear levels you could have used as your market structure break. Once market structure (MS) was broken, you exit on the next bounce. For what it's worth (Fwiw), this also worked at the $14k top in 2019. In 2021, the same applied for both the April/May and November tops. This cycle has been a bit trickier, as the last 6+ months of consolidation have seen multiple daily market structure breaks. So, instead of relying purely on daily market structure, I will also use the 3-day (3D) market structure for confirmation. The 3D chart will confirm more slowly, but once that breaks, I'll be confident the top is in—barring some kind of aggressive reclaim 2 - Portfolio Targets This one is pretty straightforward. I have a few portfolio-level targets in mind, both conservative and more ambitious ones. Once those levels start getting hit, I begin cashing out. 3 - Price Targets This is the most difficult one because, as I said earlier, it's a guess. I've always erred on the more conservative side. In 2017, I started cashing out above $10k, and in 2021, I started selling between $40k and $50k. Did I nail the top? No, but I was close, and when prices were trading 50% lower not long after, I was very happy with my sells. Keep in mind, I was fortunate enough to buy near the bear market lows, so selling anywhere near the top resulted in an amazing return. What happens if your price target isn't reached? Refer back to rule number 1. If market structure starts failing before your targets are hit, perhaps your targets were too aggressive. Summary The beauty of the above rules is that they all work in unison. Just because you've exited the spot market and locked in your gains doesn't mean you can't still trade. If for some reason we nuke and break market structure, but then aggressively reclaim the level, you can always get back involved. I'd prefer to lock in gains and potentially buy back higher rather than keep holding and risk giving back a lot in a 50% drop. I didn't sell at the exact top, and yes, when prices kept climbing after I sold, I did feel FOMO. But that quickly went away when prices dropped 50%, well below where I exited. You just want to be close. This is all my opinion, of course, and it's what worked for me over the last two cycles. I am also admittedly much more conservative than many of you here. This isn't my first cycle, and I don't need to 100x to "make it." For what it's worth, my price targets for Bitcoin are $100k/$110k on the low end and $150k on the high end. I'll likely be selling and locking in gains well before the exact top is put in, and that's okay with me. This is an extremely long post, but I went over a lot of what is written here in my YouTube video last night. GLHF. youtu.be/KKmT3SotEbw?si…

$popcat about to go parabolic imo, has been insanely strong in the midst of the last few days pullback and looking like a series of 1-2's about to breakout. strength during market wide pullbacks usually turns into undeniable outperformance during market wide strength.

Last live stream with @CredibleCrypto was right before the $74k high back in March. It's been 7 months and tomorrow we will go live again to talk about how some of the predictions and analysis shared in the last live have progressed and plans going forward! Tomorrow at 12pm PST