Bleako

I’ve sent double digit texts inviting people to Shabbat. I’ve sent zero texts inviting people to Afters.

Something very special about the gas station coffee My car gets an energy boost, I get an energy boost Majestic, really

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

I just ordered 200

Where can I buy trump version of the “I did that” stickers to toss on gas pumps

@DaveyScuba 600m depth rating for all the poonani you’re gonna be swimming in when you rock this thing at the bar

New Timepiece for a new chapter. Officially an alumni of the University of Texas.

@athensreaper Good stuff drew go get em

Undercover bama fall rush ‘26

3 days left in Vienna and It’s really starting to set in that I gotta go back to real life now…. Fuck Anyways🤷‍♂️

Update- inconclusive on the NYC building but the one in Vienna does, and it’s quite exquisite I might add

Big sis coming in hot with one of the most absurd lobs I’ve ever encountered

@bryan_johnson My man you don’t gotta check the nutrition label of everything you eat

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@UpstateGaullist I can’t stand the thought of you eating a chicken wing with both hands

@BleakThursday Tapped on this tweet with a pinky knuckle because I was eating buffalo wings with both hands in patio seating while a flock of pastel lulu women walked by

The perfect diet consists of paleo at all times unless you’re at a bakery, cafe, or bar. At a restaurant, don’t order anything you wouldn’t want Margot Robbie to see you eat. Minimize, don’t demonize. Apologies for the real post but can’t stand the internet sometimes Bleako out

@jehovahsflyest Senior year JJs plan

my curfew this summer is 3:30am, 5am if I got that shit on

@UpstateGaullist Cope (r.)

@BleakThursday Je vais mettre ma bite dans le trou où ta mère chie fils de pute

Peanut butter? Jelly Corona? Lime Hotel? Trivago France? The biggest fucking shit hole ever

Breaking: LVMH posts staggering Q2 earnings revival after Zelensky’s wife receives €90 billion in spending allowance

I can say with 100% certainty this is the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed

The Saudis (me) have had their loyalty rewarded greatly

@NoCapCapitalLLC President of the United States

I’m in the market for a job that pays IB comp while giving me the flexibility to travel and play golf at the best courses in America year round. Any ideas?

@kenki_kids How will the death of the yen carry trade impact these rates

月5万円の内訳です。 手コキ店: 7,000〜8,000円×2回 ソープランド: 16,000円〜18,000×2回 横浜には50分総額16,000〜18,000円で遊べるソープランドがたくさんあります。