Blitzen Undertow

sulfur dust. Tractor Supply. Put a cup in an old sock. Tie sock off and beat your clothes and shoes and socks with it. To create a tick-free area, use sulfur dust in a shaker bottle. Hold close to ground and shake. You will see the ticks leave. No joke. Been using this method since 1963 when fishing in tick infested areas.

"How do you grow up listening to punk and hip-hop and still end up a bootlicker?" It's not for me to answer. Anyway, I've just stumbled into a rock-rap banger titled ELEVATOR MUSIC that will be released a week from now and that, incidentally, I wrote. I've been allowed by myself to pre-launch it here on Twitter because — I regret to inform you — it slaps. The track's been flagged as a workplace hazard, a productivity risk, and frankly the most fun anyone's had getting fired. Please listen at your earliest convenience and forward to your coworkers if you're trying to get yourself shitcanned. Compliance is not mandatory, but honestly, look at the cover. The band rips, and they're KNOWN 2 POLICE.

This is what the world used to look like… Then came body positivity. And made everyone fat.

We have more power than we think. Systems only survive through compliance. When enough people say no, that power fades.