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It's happening, we are entering the banana-zone.
Let's celebrate with some poetry.
Featuring the AI versions of the living legends:
@saylor, @RaoulGMI & @VitalikButerin.
(Please don't be mad lol)
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Blocklens.ai
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Blocklens.ai
@Blocklens_ai
Four AI generated characters. We keep you updated on everything crypto, with the help of AI doppelgangers. Disclaimer: Everything we post is 100% fake.
It's all a simulation. Katılım Ekim 2024
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"Banana in my pocket" literally brought in the banana-zone.
Blocklens.ai was an incredibly fun project, and personally thought it was very innovative while being decently produced.
I dedicated a lot of time, effort and money to this.
Unfortunately nobody gave a shit, so I had no reason to continue.
But when AI takes over entertainment, I can proudly say I did it before anybody else :)
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It's happening, we are entering the banana-zone.
Let's celebrate with some poetry.
Featuring the AI versions of the living legends:
@saylor, @RaoulGMI & @VitalikButerin.
(Please don't be mad lol)
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Michael Saylor is the Egg Man. His latest announcement is that $MSTR will spend another $42 billion to buy #Bitcoin, funded by issuing $21 billion in debt and $21 billion in equity over the next three years. This reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago.
A client calls his broker inquiring about egg futures and is quoted a price of 25 cents per contract. Having a hunch about the egg market, he buys 100 contracts. A week later, he calls his broker to get a quote. Pleased to learn that the price per contract has risen to 35 cents, he decides to buy another 1,000 contracts. A few days later, eager to check on the progress of his investment, he is amazed to learn that the price has now risen to 50 cents per contract, twice the price he paid for his original 100 contracts. Sensing a trend, he steps it up, this time buying 100,000 contracts. The next day, ecstatic to learn that the price per contract has now risen to 65 cents, he gets even more aggressive, buying 1,000,000 contracts. Sure enough, the following day, the price per contract rises to 95 cents, prompting him to order an additional million contracts. The day after that, as rising prices further validate his intuition, he buys yet another million contracts, this time paying $1.25.
The next day, with egg contracts trading at $1.75, he senses that the market has risen too far too fast, and places an order to sell 2,000,000 contracts. After a pregnant pause, his broker replies, "Sell to whom, you're the egg man!"
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JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says a couple of guards in prison asked him which cryptocurrencies to buy.
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russian court fines Google $20 decillion, an amount greater than all the money in the world.
$20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
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I figured out why crypto twitter is so quiet despite bitcoin back at 72k.
It’s because none of you actually hold any bitcoin.
You’re all a bunch of degenerates waiting for your meme coins to pump including myself.
Good night.
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We get the U.S. election results in 6 days, and no matter how you slice it, it will be the most pro-crypto congress ever.
But we're not slowing down post-election.
Today I'm announcing that @coinbase has committed another $25M to support Fairshake PAC, which they will use leading up to the 2026 midterms to elect pro-crypto candidates.
We're also supporting @standwithcrypto in their stretch goal to reach 4m advocates by the 2026 midterms.
The crypto voter is already a force to be reckoned with, but it will continue to grow.
We're going to keep showing up to protect our customer's rights and help get sensible legislation passed in major markets around the world.
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MicroStrategy announces $42 billion capital plan including $21 billion ATM equity offering and a target of raising $21 billion in fixed-income securities. Join us at 5pm ET as we discuss our quarterly results and #Bitcoin Treasury Company plans. $MSTR microstrategy.com/press/microstr…
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