The Daily Dystopian

@BuzzPatterson It was a different head that garnered the headlines, though. 🤪

My first experience with Bill Clinton. The day after I was hired at the White House, I was invited to meet President Clinton for the first time. He was very gracious. My initial takeaway was that he had the biggest head I’ve ever seen. I mean a huge melon. He’s a big dude but his head looks like a Macy’s Parade float. I didn’t say anything, of course, but inwardly I was laughing my ass off. A man has his inner thoughts. 🤣

@greg16676935420 Yeah, night deniers, how do you explain this:

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

@greg16676935420 I got him a pair of diabetic shoes.

Happy 10th birthday to my good friend Rizzler

@BBGreatMoments Nolan Ryan’s highest known pitch count was 235, thrown during a 13-inning performance for the California Angels against the Boston Red Sox on June 14, 1974. In that game, he allowed three runs, recorded 19 strikeouts, and walked 10 batters. 📷MLB.com +4

When pitchers had this mentality >>>

Someone needs to take AI away from the regime. This is embarrassing. 🤦‍♂️

@Grummz It's a smartbed with Neuralink. You think it, it posts it. Smart bed pan optional and not covered under most insurance.

Nikita is absolutely savage.

@harveyspistols Fawkes that Guy.

Why buy a guy when we're giving one away?!

@nikitabier @DanXAura Shame. I always look forward to good mornings and great days, but I guess X is against them. 🤓

@DanXAura Sorry we couldn’t be more supportive of your diverse contributions to X

@Arkypatriot They said I was a ferret.

Ancestry just dropped their October 2025 DNA update and my results went full chaos mode. My 12% German? POOF. Vanished. Now it’s Danish + Dutch… but they threw in a surprise 1% Egyptian. I hope that ancestor was a princess and not just a pyramid builder. If any of you have used it, did anyone else get completely rewritten by the ancestry algorithm? Or did you suddenly get a mystery continent?

You are lying in bed, hear a noise, and wake up to see someone standing above you with knife in hand. Look at them, say "I'd leave now if I were you," then turn over in bed, pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep. What would the intruder be thinking at that point? 😜

@brockpierson I have green and purple shag carpeting, but otherwise, guilty.

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@brockpierson Harmony. It's almost money, but there's a laugh first.

Name one thing that is better than money?

@brockpierson Do you copy posts word for word or do you actually create content?

Do you copy posts word for word or do you actually create content?

@greg16676935420 Even if you do name a rock, they won't come when you call them.

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@brockpierson My butt itches.

Most of the people reading this won’t reply But the ones who do are the most interesting... Just go look at what they're saying 👇

@harveyspistols Rascal! Careful with that Glock around the grill!

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@ClaudesBBQ Gavin Newson is Eric Swalwell in a pretty package.

Dancing your gun gab jig on the dead bodies of kids is just sick.

@mchooyah So they'd be in congress?

If demons were real, they’d probably get really rich and famous, using their sufficient knowledge of God, and they’d smile and preach & sing it in your face while mocking you with the Ferraris and jets that you pay for…probably…

@elonmusk @Not_the_Bee Newton thought alchemy was a legitimate science, proving that even great minds sometimes have smooth spots.

Actually, AI/Robotics will mean everyone can have a penthouse if they want. The output of goods & services will be several orders of magnitude higher than today’s economy. Read the Iain Banks Culture books for the best imagining of how it will be. That said, what is the future you want? Amazing abundance seems the best to me.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.