Sailor of Life

@OtterIndigo @SartorialThug Lee's stout and Holt's trailblazer stout

@SartorialThug I don't care about the Guinness debate. If there are better beverages available, I will definitely choose one of them.

Happy St Patrick's day to all those pretending to be Irish and pretending to like Guinness in celebration of a bloke who pretended to banish snakes from Ireland. At least George killed an actual dragon and Edmund (probably) died in battle.

@GBNEWS Money laundering

‘Why is any of this the concern of the British taxpayer?’ Media Campaign Manager at the Taxpayers Alliance William Yarwood despairs at reports that UK aid funded a Kenyan sex bot, an app that was originally intended to encourage the use of contraception.

@GBNEWS Yes

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@RealTolmie Fantastic I've got one but your Hans is upside down

My son's Christmas Advent calendar has arrived 😍 Hans Gruber was a Blue 💙

@ShawnRyan762 @RenaMalikMD Damn bonnie blue gonna live till she's 3000 years old

"People who have s*x 52 times a year, that’s once a week, live longer, have lower heart disease, and better health outcomes. There’s even a famous study showing men who ej*culated more than 21 times a month had a lower risk of prostate cancer." @RenaMalikMD

@rickygervais @rickygervais After seeing your rant here I decided to procure a bottle of your Dutch Barn, it's on its way to me as I write, I feel happy in the fact that it might go in some way to pay for more adverts. Don't let the bastards grind you down. Oh and it better be good.

Angry from Hampstead 😂

@GaryDelaney Giraffe

My new tour drops on Halloween (Friday) or a day earlier if you’re on my mailing list. There’s 60 odd dates about to go on sale and a few more that will be announced the but not actually available to buy for a couple more weeks. If it sells as well as I hope there’ll be more dates added to the tour after these. So where would you like me to come? I’ll try to get around to all the places where there’s lots of demand at some point in the tour. People on my mailing list get to book tickets for most shows on Thursday if you’re not on that mailing list yet and would like to be then you can join via my website. Link in comments/bio.

@prestigecar_rep Are they doing a reverse Poznan

It’s a Cult

@funnycnut @DalaiPalmerMCR Heard it was all the same prices as the stadium

@DalaiPalmerMCR How much a pint pal?

Went in the Co-op arena pre match yesterday, well set up and worth the 5 minute wait for security checks to get in, live footy was on plenty of decent music on aswel, well worth a try before the game 👍👍

@RoderickOwain60 Rumour has it he had an account on the Bluemoon forum

Should have mentioned not being able to interview Alan Rickman, a massive City fan..

@thegingerwig Kolymbia Rhodes Greece

@BlueCarl69 Haha great photo! Where are you?

Yippee ki yay Man City @thegingerwig

@ManCityHelp Hi I've asked you this question a few times with no response from you. Can I use my NFC enabled smart watch to gain entry

🎫 For all supporters attending our fixture against Burnley, your match ticket will appear on your pass in due course. Find more information on how to refresh your mobile pass in our guide below! mancity.com/help/article/w…

@ManCityHelp @ManCityHelp hi so can I use my smart watch

@ManCityHelp Can you use ur smart watch with the ticket in the wallet on the watch

Coming to the Etihad Stadium for the Napoli match tomorrow? At the turnstile 📱Hold your the back of your phone up to ‘TAP’ reader 🔊Wait for the beep ➡️Then walk right in!

@Failsworthblue Walking in a Wiekens wonderland

@thegingerwig Yes was there and it was the first City game I took my son he was 14 months old

On this day 1998 - the Ginger Wig's debut I wore the wig to the first game of the season against Blackpool at Maine Road - did you go? Lee Bradbury, Shaun Goater and Kakhaber Tskhadadze scored for a 3-0 City win

@FasilBalti Oh the joys of Hippos with DJs Moggy and Jay Wearden

Sounds like I night I had in the Middleton Hippodrome