Mokumoku

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Mokumoku

Mokumoku

@BlueSunHiredGun

Literally just here to enter Twitter contests

Seattle, WA Katılım Mart 2012
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@sorryforbrie My unconscious OCD brain would have also manifested an introductory scene in which Congress was voting to sentence Trump to death while simultaneously ratifying an amendment to the Constitution waiving the presidency’s age and naturalization requirements for Julio and only Julio.
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brie@sorryforbrie·
i had a dream that donald trump died and julio rodriguez was elected president in his place and i was really concerned about how that would affect the mariners season
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse He looks like he’d be a member of the extended family on the Righteous Gemstones.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse *Stanton handing Jerry a five-dollar bill*: Here, go see a Star War.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse Missing one of him climbing into one of the salmon run suits. I think Jerry prefers Silver? Very hustle culture coded.
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Seattle Mariners@Mariners·
⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾ We’re giving away a signed Josh Naylor baseball and all you need to do is hit that repost button to enter.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@sarahsera_ Random question: Did you write any/all of the lyrics for the Yoglabs songs this series? I swear there were more than a few times when I said to myself, this sounds like a Sarah-ism.
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sarah 🦋@sarahsera_·
yes the rumors are true that was me as an extra in the last episode of yoglabs 2 someone update my imdb
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse No, but if I recall my Banking 101 course, everything else being equal, when strikeout rates go up, Mariners value beer prices go down.
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Mariner Muse@MarinerMuse·
Is widespread acceptance of the qualifying offer a recession indicator?
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse Bastyr University grad at a job interview: “Yes, I went to a University of Seattle.” Recruiter: “Oh, Seattle Univeristy, you say?” Grad: “…………. Yes.”
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Mariner Muse@MarinerMuse·
“University of Seattle” is brutal
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@saz_theman You can do one more that’s a bit more celebratory tomorrow if you want to consider the press conference the “official” date.
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sarah@saz_theman·
OF COURSE THIS IS THE ONE I POST THE DAY WE SIGN HIM ASKDLFOSJZIAKZKC
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sarah@saz_theman·
day 25 of poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until we sign him inspired by how i feel after the hawks game, this is “josh mélancolie”
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@BenRanieri10 I’d be more confident in Cal’s chances if this were a Morosi tweet and/or if AJ Pierzynski had announced it on live national television.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@FoolishBB You can, but only if you hold your arms up to indicate that the accounts and descriptions are wedged and not playable.
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Foolish Baseball@FoolishBB·
Here’s a weird quirk of the law. Because tonight’s Game 7 takes place in November, you actually CAN legally disseminate accounts and descriptions of it without express written consent from Major League Baseball.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@JRodFanClub Yes, as long as a small track is preserved for the Salmon Run, and once a day, residents of the mega skyscrapers lining the park throw hot dogs from the top floor onto terrified pedestrians below.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@JayCuda Jay Cuda graphics whose concept is 1 of the top 5 most Jay Cuda-iest concepts of all time.
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Jay Cuda@JayCuda·
career home run leaders by players whose name is 1 of the top-5 most populated cities in north carolina
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@notB0bR055 @CodifyBaseball *CodifyBaseball, crossexamining Mariners twitter* Me: Objection your honor, leading the witness!
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Codify@CodifyBaseball·
if you could change the outcome of a single game in baseball history, which game would you choose?
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse As a fellow Hawaii expat, I honestly wish Kurt all the best in the role… and also hope the team loses 100 games next year.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarinerMuse This postseason settles it for me. Not that Julio wasn’t already good, but the “Julio unclutch” platform just doesn’t have a leg to stand on. It isn’t worth arguing with the haters anymore. He’s ours, he’s locked in, and he’s worth every penny. Full stop.
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Mariner Muse@MarinerMuse·
Don’t let the haters and losers gaslight you about Playoff Julio 1.000 OPS in the ALCS, homers in Game 2, 3 and 7 off otherwise excellent Jays starters.
Kit Carter@hnasdad

@MarinerMuse Dang, Julio struck out as often as the 7, 8, AaanD 9th hitter combined. Thats something. Really something.

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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@shadyladycakes We’ll do a trade, winless Hawks for a WS title in 2025, and in 2026, the M’s can go 0-162 and get the Hawks a Super Bowl.
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Mokumoku@BlueSunHiredGun·
@MarineLayerPod A. J. Pierzynski at home on the toilet watching the game on his phone: Gotta bunt here.
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Marine Layer Podcast@MarineLayerPod·
Bottom of the order is hitting .113 in the series AND THE CALL IS TO BUNT AND GIVE AWAY FREE OUTS??????????
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Dae@daeshikjr·
$2,000 for world series nosebleeds the mariner big tech faithful are ready
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