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This will be my perpetual chocolate milk thread. Stay tuned for more chocolate milk content.
Bluto@BlutoTweets
How do you make chocolate milk?
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Bluto
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Bluto
@BlutoTweets
JMU fan | amateur scientist | dairy advocate
Katılım Aralık 2011
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@realmaddox Why are Andrew Tate and Abraham Lincoln hanging out together
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It has been almost 3 years to the day, and this is still one of the most embarrassing tweets ever made.
Erik@e_cdalton
$10 million or the chance to wait this table?
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@BlutoTweets I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS. IT LASTED ALL THE WAY INTO COVID, AND EVERY SHIT BAG CORPORAL HAD IT.
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The “Brad Pitt in Fury slick back” that every E-4 on a permanent no running profile had in 2015 is worse
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson
The Gen-Z broccoli haircut is easily the worst haircut in human history. You can't change my mind.
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@BlutoTweets I was way too fat at the time to have had that haircut
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My son has reached the part of his childhood where he can jump and touch the top of the doorway, and I think that’s so sick for him
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A lot of people in my replies are upset, but none of them have posted their PT score let alone their run time
Bluto@BlutoTweets
The “Brad Pitt in Fury slick back” that every E-4 on a permanent no running profile had in 2015 is worse
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If you’re even a bit Ashkenazi…sup, cousin
moses hess@moseshessstan
It’s a common joke, but I don’t think people, both Jewish and non-Jewish, appreciate how closely related Ashkenazi Jews are to one another. Two ashki jews who have never met and have no known familial connections have as much DNA as 4th or 5th cousins in the general population.
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This is crazy to me because my 3 x great grandparents were born in the 1830s
Puppies 🐶@Puppieslover
A baby was photographed with her mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, great-great grandmother, great-great-great grandmother 🤯
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If you want to wear a flight suit, might I suggest being a pilot. Flight school starts every two weeks
MR T’s Haircut@MRTs_Haircut
Not a single aviator in the photo. But yes, please tell us how aviators have destroyed surface readiness.
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We’re looking for someone to run our socials for @circlingbackpod and Washed. A real funny guy or gal. Memes and what not. DM me if interested.
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Need $AMC to make an offer to acquire Lockheed Martin
WallStreetBets@wallstreetbets
GameStop $GME is preparing to make an offer to acquire eBay $GME up 6% at $26.53 WE'RE SO BACK
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I got bit by a coral snake on Sunday. med flighted to the ER. Spent almost 3 days in the ICU & bout died lmfao. First pic is me holding it thinking it was a king snake. The rest are the affects. Still rocking nerve damage. But wild getting bit by the most venomous snake in the US
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I feel like a DoD spokesperson should know who the service chiefs are, but that's just me
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@BlutoTweets My wife's results: the 100% Eastern European side. How that's even possible have no idea. She so badly wanted something 'exotic' in her words. Unexpected. Literally 100%.
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@JamesKWhite4 @AFMBlog Please do this with a low cost index fund, I’m begging you
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Returns needed to make up for losses (not including opportunity cost)...
LOSS/RETURN NEEDED TO GET BACK TO EVEN
-10%/11.11%
-20%/25%
-50%/100%
-75%/300%
-80%/400%
-90%/900%
-95%/1,900%
-98%/4,900%
-99%/9,900%
$AMC is down 98.58% over the last 5 years, which would require a 6,942.25% return just to get back to even. And to think the #AMCARMY was excited when $AMC doubled a couple of weeks ago...lol.
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