Mike.NYC

Elect a clown, Expect a circus.

@ryanhallyall @grok what does this mean for New York City?

Really @TenThousandX_US ? I bought a digital gift card thinking you'd ask for an email address to send it to, and you're MAILING IT??? What is digital about a physical gift card???

@bathbodyworks What do you have to say about these fake customer service links in your email that are not functioning?

@BnycMike Sorry for the hassle 🙏. We’ve got you covered—DM us anytime, hit up our virtual assistant Violet, or call our customer care line at 1-800-756-5005, available Sun–Sat, 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. ET. 📞. No worries, we’re here to help!

@bathbodyworks your customer service is absolutely horrible. Your shipping time is horrible. You send emails with things that are underlined that say contact us but then when I click on that it's not actually a link. Horrible, horrible horrible horrible horrible

@steveeypips That's a pillow? I thought it was your Talis bag

Tacky Cushion season has begun in my Provocatively Jewish Living room! 💪✡️

@steveeypips 🤣🤣

ElAl security: "What's the reason for your trip?" Me: "Holiday" ElAl: "You're going on vacation to a war?" Me: "Ken, ani meshuga". ElAl: *Smile and nod*

@quinneverett That is so fucked. I'm sorry.

UnitedHealthcare has dropped Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center from its network, leaving 20,000 cancer patients (including me) without access to our doctors and life-saving treatment starting July 1. Cancer patients cannot simply “go elsewhere.” Finding new specialists takes time many of us don’t have. This reckless decision will overload other hospitals, delay care, and endanger lives. What kind of company knowingly disrupts cancer treatment for thousands of people? Shame on you, @UHC.

@RpsAgainstTrump He was just a coffee boy

OMG the breakup is complete. 🍿🤣

@luxxnoirlondon You're not horrible

Also like god forbid you try and uplift your loved ones publicly when all they’re seeing is hateful shit about them on the daily. I hate how people always turn my kindness to false vitriol. I am not as mean and horrible as you all want me to be.

@TenantsFirstNYC lol

NYC is facing a housing crisis. Now, proposed legislation advanced by Airbnb would make it worse by turning our homes into hotels, driving up rents & gutting housing protections. Housing should be for us, not for generating windfall profits for Airbnb. Reject Airbnb & its bill.

@holyssaint Bye

Even the greatest country, if it loses the rule of law, will not have much left.

@scotty__bb Making snow hot again

@Leftdolatry @Miriam2626 Just came to say that

Lindsey Graham tells Dana Bash that Trump fired inspector generals to institute his own agenda. The inspector generals purpose is to make sure the agenda is done legally. So Graham admits Trump will implement his agenda irregardless of the laws.

@lewisdandrews Adulting

@GovKathyHochul With how many drones there are, will they be subject to the new congestion pricing ?

@Michell33650674 What is being done exactly? I'm not opposed to the idea. I'm just completely in the dark. Does anyone know?

I can't handle reading other Dem posts right now. I'm beyond disappointed with so many of them who fail to recognize the HUGE PROBABILITY that Biden and others, including NATO, are working to stop a 2nd Trump Presidency. It's a lack of foresight and thinking outside of the box.

@coreytimes You should have known you don't have the clout yet to pop that off.

Muted that tweet and not deleting it even though I know I’m getting ripped to shreds

@BaddCompani Oh I forgot I love that show. I'm getting surgery in 3 hours and I'll be laid up for a few weeks so I can get back to it. Thanks for the reminder, Badd!

You should be watching NCIS on CBS right now.

@B_McC2 Someone just posted one. I saw it a minute ago.