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@ItsAndyRyan 👏👏👏👏

[Pelican family pay for meal with $100 notes] Waiter: Any of you guys have smaller bills? Pa Pelican: [Dignified] We're as God made us, Sir

@Glastopia I spotted that and thought the same!

Never too soon to start the Glasto 2027 rumours! Love to see the XX back on a festival lineup. Would love them back on the farm again 🤩 #Glastonbury

@TheGlastoThingy You’ve always said that. Consistently

I've never trusted the BBC.

@TheGlastoThingy Ahhahaha all good. How exciting is it getting now though. Thanks for the updates. Appreciated

@BobBentonSmith Oops! 😄

@BobBentonSmith Every time the hour mark passes…

Staring at the clock and my notifications every hour now that we’ve had the main posters, waiting for that full lineup to drop.. #Glastonbury

@Glastopia It’s early May and I’m ready!!!

Arcadia announcement coming early May! 👀🤩 #Glastonbury

@GlastObsessed @AndyBarrow2012 Arcadia announcement tomorrow perhaps?

51 days… (John Hopkins at Arcadia in 2022) @AndyBarrow2012

@TheGlastoThingy @glastonbury @GladeAreaGlasto One things for sure, I’ll be finding out, because the Glade line up is utterly unreal! Hope you’re enjoying the build up….it looks incredible again this year

@BobBentonSmith @glastonbury @GladeAreaGlasto I thought so, too. Wasn't sure if it changed before last year.

At the Festival’s heart, amongst a canopy of trees, @GladeAreaGlasto returns for Glastonbury 2025 with a superb line-up of live acts and DJs exhibiting and blending electronic, world, and roots music 📀🚦🚀 - GLADE MAIN STAGE CARL COX & ERIC POWELL'S MOBILE DISCO FEAT JULIE MCKNIGHT LEFTFIELD RICHIE HAWTIN AMELIE LENS SHYGIRL PRESENTS: CLUB SHY GOLDIE (LIVE) SKEPTA B2B МОСНАКК B2B CARLITA JOY ORBISON DAMIAN LAZARUS SETH TROXLER ANNIE MAC THIRD WORLD MAX COOPER INTERPLANETARY CRIMINAL B2B KETTAMA SHERELLE ELIZA ROSE ROSS FROM FRIENDS PRESENTS: BUBBLE LOVE DANIEL AVERY B2B IMOGEN MJ COLE PRESENTS: SINCERE SALLY C FISHS56OCTAGON DEEP DISH A GUY CALLED GERALD + THE JUNGLE DRUMMER (LIVE) NABIHAH IQBAL (DJ) CRAZY P (DJ) THE ORB MARSHALL JEFFERSON LAUREN LO SUNG TUNNG K KLASS K.O.G DELE SOSIMI AFROBEAT EXPERIENCE BEL COBAIN DON LETTS DJ SET CHANNEL ONE SOUND SYSTEM OMEGA NEBULA ELECTRIC JALABA GLADE DOME STAGE DAPHNI DJ BORING B2B DJ SEINFELD JAMZ SUPERNOVA B2B SHY ONE LEON VYNEHALL FABIO & GROOVERIDER CALIBRE DJ TENNIS & ASHEE PRES. TENASHEE (LIVE) ELI BROWN A LITTLE SOUND DYED SOUNDOROM MATHEW JONSON (LIVE) MARGARET DYGAS BRADLEY ZERO ION LUDWIG (LIVE) TOMMY HOLOHAN SAOIRSE CHARLIE TEE GRAY LSB + DRS PRESENT SPACE AGE IZCO FT LIAM BAILEY (LIVE) FILA BRAZILLIA (DJ) LAIDLAW B2B TBA TRISTAN DA CUNHA B2B BRAWTHER DON LETTS DJ SET PRINCE FATTY FT LIAM BAILEY (LIVE) NORTHSOUTH (DALE MUSSINGTON, HARRY MCCANNA & SAM BANGURA) WILFY D RALPH LAWSON (LOST IN DUB) CARLY WILFORD HARRI PEPPER MARLIE B2B PACH. B2B LOCKY JOSH TWEEK GEORGIA B2B KEEFY G LUCY COOK KEARUN IAMDBB B2B YXNG CPTN WAX MATERIAL TRUFFLE 101 PRESENTS: LAZY SUSAN (2STEPBEC, OLIVER.R, ZEUS) PAPER DRAGON

@TheGlastoThingy @glastonbury @GladeAreaGlasto Pretty sure it was Spike Bar last year?

@glastonbury @GladeAreaGlasto Is that a new rename of Spike, or had that already happened?

@Glastopia 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Knew they were familiar...

@mralistairgreen Oh you

I’d like to nominate a certain mr k starmer from London, he says with a knowing smirk 😂 🧐 👍

@mralistairgreen I liked it when you did Grant Schnapps

Hello?

Changed my mind about this as it turns out

@mralistairgreen Hi Alistair. How please may I find the fantastic video you did when the Anti-Covid mob delivered the Nuremberg Code to Colchester Hospital? It’s my favourite but alas I cannot find it

@RoryStewartUK Am currently reading ‘Politics On The Edge’ and can’t put it down. Essential and excellent. Whilst we’re talking of excellence I’d like to share this excellent dialogue we had whilst you were in Barking in 2019 and running for leader. Utterly awesome 🙌. Thank you

From here the forest sleeps. Calm, still, forgotten by the outside world. It’s almost like it doesn’t really exist. But it does. I’ve been there. I’ve felt it… 🌲 
RT now for a chance to win Boutique Sanctuary accommodation for 4. 🎫 
Priority tickets on sale this Friday (Jan 31) 📡

@TheNewsAtGlenn Happy birthday!

Looking to beat the January blues? Well I’m giving you and five friends the chance to wish me a happy birthday today

@FergusCraig Utterly incredible

Out of depth man trying to contribute to dinner party conversation when he only has one reference point.

@ParalympicsGB Best post race interview ever!

IT'S GOLD FOR POPPY MASKILL A new World Record and a massive PB! Our first gold medal of these games in the 100m butterfly S14. Yes, Poppy! #ParalympicsGB🥇