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@scrubsblues @marklewismd Ha! I always wondered what had happened to those two.. Amazing

@marklewismd twitter.com/bobcatmaxwell/…

“You’re going to want me as first author if people are going to remember this paper” “But you barely contributed to the manuscript” <shows thesis>

On Dec 28 our Reserve Supervisor Rosie Ellis counted 46 cattle egret between the Ramsar and Sand Martin hides in the morning! Rosie manage to shoot a quick video as well. Itching to try out that new lens you got for Christmas? Share your pics with us – tag @WWTarundel

@thisnorthernboy Brandy. Lots of it.

@RyanLaley Sending positivity Ryan. We've had some pretty big ups and down with our families health and no matter what, the best thing you can do is support each other, as there will be big wobbles

Son's medication weakens his immune system. This cold season has meant he has been ill almost every day the past month. Restless sleep. Diminished appetite. It's been a hard 6 or so weeks for both my wife and I. We are worried about him so much and is a mental toll for us both

@truthtackler @AndyCoxDCS Click here to reveal this little known trick to avoid speeding fines 🤦

@AndyCoxDCS Easy revenue raising for you guys

Monty: "No. No, dear boy. You must leave. You must leave. Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day."

@Bran509 @VisitTheNeedles @BBCSouthWeather @VisitIOW @TotallyIOW @wightlinkferry @RedFunnelFerry @Lauratobin1 kts, mph or kph?? I'm guessing today and tomrrow are looking dicey?

@BobCatMaxwell @VisitTheNeedles @BBCSouthWeather @VisitIOW @TotallyIOW @wightlinkferry @RedFunnelFerry @Lauratobin1 Morning, when wind speed reaches 35, we stop the Chairlift. Then reopen once wind drops and safety checks done 👍

Little bit breezy today at @VisitTheNeedles. Hats 🎩 not advised 😂👍 @BBCSouthWeather @VisitIOW @TotallyIOW @wightlinkferry @RedFunnelFerry @Lauratobin1

@carltonreid @BrettMiller_IT

Toon fans having fun in the rain before tomorrow night’s game in Milan. Filmed by our daughter.

66 points!

normal maps can do more than you might imagine

@TransportActio2 What! Look at that track to the side not beeing used! Waist of taxpayers money! #dRiVeRsHaVeRiGhTsToOOooo

Nothing to see here, just a two carriage train running between two large cities in the UK 🤦

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

I'll never understand how anyone thinks Andrew Tate is some sort of 'peak male' when he consistently looks like a sentient thumb that's just been caught doing unspeakable things with the family dog

aren't they all stolen?

@Elizabe36752310 @NHPUKOfficial Oops, your racism is showing a little there

@NHPUKOfficial Let's start with compulsory helmets, licence plates, road tax, insurance. In Genghis' London they are given more road space than cars and vans and break most of the Rules of the Road/Highway Code. Then we can fine them for the amount of carbon they emit from their brakes.

Would you support the introduction of a license system for bicycles. If they continue to break the rules they would lose their license?

@staffsref Shame a lot of it has been less than sporting

Spain have been the better side ☹️

@Sandford_Police What about the 1 million+ uninsured drivers? "people in glass houses" etc

To gauge public opinion please vote on our poll Should cyclists be made to hold insurance & register their cycles?

Dear world: We voted for Brexit We pour raw sewage in our seas We let British Gas make £1 billion in profit while people froze to death King Charles got a £23 million pay rise in his 1st year We spent £37 billion on an app that didn't work We're stupid - enjoy your holiday 🇬🇧