Beast Village Bodank

@ochodrinko85 @pootsobotka Ralph’s is kinda goated tho

@pootsobotka It’s an absolute travesty that the ice cream scene in New York is so bad. Not a single DQ. Not a single typical ice cream joint with 24 hard flavors and high school kids working the counter. I do not want to spend $14 on Van Leuwenn (spelled incorrectly on purpose). A shame.

You bet your ass this white boy is getting ice cream tn

@EVillageVillain Wrong PA “P” city

NYC, Miami, SF and Pittsburgh

Quitting nicotine has easily been in the top 5 hardest things I’ve ever done but the upside is no longer spending $30 on zyns every day has given me significantly more capital to put towards my other vices like gambling and drugs

I am very good at incorrectly predicting things on Kalshi. They should make a market for that. 👍🏻

@pootsobotka Unfortunately or not I mash the jorts button pretty hard once it hits 70 degrees

Telltale signs you don’t live in nyc. - eating at la pecora Bianca - shorts at bars or restaurants - hanging out near Rockefeller center - wearing fear of god - NJ/NYC in bio - “dude i don’t wanna go to the east village it’s sus over there” - Yankees moma hat

@sprtconsigliere @rfkenmore ebay.us/m/fhudz6 ALD Balmacaan from F/W 23 has served me very very well

@rfkenmore camel coat recs?

Just saw this exact fit in a coffee shop uptown - Philly Pom - Camel coat - ABC pant - Allbirds White hot.

@BacardiCapital EV Blink at 6:30pm

What's the best gym in NYC?

Always test your loaves for fentanyl

Absolutely handinmypantsmaxxing this morning

@Degen_CPA @coldcallsniper 😓

Twitter March Madness (Vote for your favorite account) Last year, in my little section of twitter, we had a bracket tournament, where 88 people entered, and we voted in head-to-head matchups between the accounts for our favorite. @coldcallsniper took the 2025 crown. If you want to be included, comment below, you don't have to be my mutual, anyone can enter. This will be capped at 128 people, (Don't know if it'll reach 128 but putting a limit on it in case it gets out of hand) and people will be seeded by follower count. In the event more than 128 reply, only the top 128 by follower count will be entered. You have until Sunday March 1st at 10PM EST to enter. First Round will go out Monday Morning March 2nd at 9am Est. Each subsequent round will begin the following morning at 9am Est.

@ochodrinko85 Big Phil is a rat fucking bastard

I do not want more snow. I want to sit on St. Marks street with my ankles and a little bit of chest hair showing, and drink Modelo with my boys. Please, I’m begging. This is that rat fuck groundhog’s fault.

@TommyOKid EV Supremacy

East village > west village always and forever

8:30 am in Mexico City and I’m eating a pollo taco for breakfast in nothing but a lucha libre mask

You can not convince me he isn’t sucking his own meat

The Super Bowl is just a diversion the media is feeding us to distract from the fact that Clavicular was frame mogged by a frat leader at ASU

@EVillageVillain Cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

McSorleys down there just emanating aura

WHEN YOU PRAY FOR RAIN YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH THE MUD

@pootsobotka The amount of times this place has changed is ridiculous. Clear front for money laundering no other explanation.

Any nyc burners wanna pool together to buy this joint and make it a dimly lit Irish pub. How many times can one bar change