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Bodebil
@Bodebil60
*DM=BLOCK* A conservative, living in the middle of a midwest cornfield, trying to make sense out of it all. Follow @DebiO470301 (Bodebil60_2.0) too!
Central Illinois Katılım Ekim 2024
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@Sassafrass_84 If Candace is involved, the crazy already exists, but Loomer will rip ALL the curtains off & expose the whole ugly beast!
Unfortunately, we'll also have to hear the "I told you so's" far longer than necessary...
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@SamaHoole Problem solved, add bacon to your spinach (or other greens) & toss it all up with some onions & garlic softened up in the bacon grease!
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"Bacon contains nitrites and nitrites cause cancer."
A 100g portion of bacon contains roughly 5.5 mg of nitrate.
A 100g portion of spinach contains roughly 741 mg.
Spinach has approximately 130 times more of the substance bacon is being prosecuted for. Around 80 percent of dietary nitrate in the human diet comes from vegetables. The leafy salad your dietitian recommends is, by mass, a nitrate delivery system that makes a rasher look like a rounding error.
The standard rebuttal is that vegetable nitrates are different. They are not. The exact same molecule, absorbed in the exact same gut, recirculates through the exact same salivary glands, gets reduced to nitrite by the exact same bacteria on the back of the tongue, and ends up in the exact same stomach. The pathway is called the enterosalivary circulation. It is how your body makes nitric oxide. It is the basis of every beetroot pre-workout product on the shelf.
The absolute increase in colorectal cancer risk from 50g of processed meat per day is roughly 0.7 percentage points over a lifetime. One in twenty-five becomes one in twenty-one. Only if you eat that much, every day, for the rest of your life.
The molecule isn't the problem. The framing is.
Eat the bacon.

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@BamaSaltyMarine Anyone else turn the seat warmer on to keep the pizza warm until you get home? 🙋♀️
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@BamaSaltyMarine My son drives a 2004 explorer & I prefer to drive his car. When he asked me why, I said "because your driver side seat warmer won't turn off & it makes my back feel better."
True story!
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Dear President Trump @realDonaldTrump :
Unfortunately, this endless Iranian problem can only be achieved by wiping the IRGC off of the face of the earth in Biblical style. No agreement will be respected by these Islamic thugs. If you do this, you'll be a true peacemaker.
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@LauraLoomer Gosh, President Trump makes much splashier weekend plans than I do. I was just planning to conquer the vegetable garden this weekend.
I feel like an underachiever now...
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@MichelleMaxwell Didn't everyone break or sprain an ankle wearing these in high school?
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@mattvanswol @SenAdamSchiff Careful there Shifty....she still has 30 days to tank your career by exposing your skeletons...
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@SenAdamSchiff HER HUSBAND HAS BONE CANCER YOU COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!
GOD FORBID YOU GIVE A SHRED OF DECENCY TO A PERSON LEAVING THEIR POST OF SERVICE FOR A SPOUSE SUFFERING FROM CANCER.
YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND AN ASSHOLE TO BOOT.
SCREW YOU!!!!!
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My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery.
While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation.
She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more.
We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.
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@robertdunlap947 Promethian is honestly the one thing that ties all of this baloney together for the average person. They explain it in everyday terms & bring receipts!
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Found something in my little sibling’s room and spent a solid 10 minutes convincing myself I’d uncovered some futuristic Gen Z invention 😭💀Turns out it was completely normal and I was the one living in the past 😳Nothing ages you faster than hearing “wait… you seriously don’t know what that is?” 👵📉
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"I was at this military ceremony and just had to start recording this moment. I saw this incredible dog walk right over to the soldier in the wheelchair. The second they looked at each other, the soldier just broke down. It was so raw and emotional. He pulled his best friend in for the tightest hug. This is what true loyalty and love looks like. I'm honored I was able to witness this powerful reunion."
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@USAttyPirro Hey! I need a microwave but have no money for it...just sayin...
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🚨Unmarked Room Update🚨
Before I took office, government-purchased computers, microwaves, lamps, and other equipment were left forgotten in a basement collecting dust. That ends now.
My office will either sell these items or donate them so they can actually be used — because taxpayer dollars should never go to waste.
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Help Bring Home a Veterans 11-Year-old Rescue Dog After a Brief Leash Slip - Sign the Petition! c.org/PSYgVc5GqB via @Change
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@nicksortor I would only add that I recommend you take a very close look at who your co-workers would be should you accept a position. Some of them I see on screen would definitely not be worth any amount of money to me.
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@tuuu28283 There's a Dollar General Market that is fairly close to a supermarket but the food selection is not really diverse enough to qualify.
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@NobodymrRobert Balsam fir resin. It acts like soap when it comes in contact with water. It's supposed to seal wounds to the tree & pushes water away.
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