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@curious_edline in Venda they call it Chikenzekenze..

Kana usingazive kuti zvinhu izvi zvii you must not be allowed to vote in this country!!

@CrimeWatchZW @VarYemutonaz How do you know if his scale is properly calibrated??Show us the certificate then we can believe??

A concerned customer weighed a 2kg pack of Huletts brown sugar and discovered that it actually weighed 1.75kg instead of 2kg. 📸 @VarYemutonaz

@curious_edline Dzese Edline,woivhomora woriti baaaaa kana kuti unovhomora ruoko muhomwe woridzokora mazitsinga akati tande tande..

@Bodobodoz Dzinoonekwa ndedzipi?

Something about visible tsinga is attractive!!!

@nickmangwana Nick on a serious note tinouya kwamuri tonyora tsamba asi vakuru hmutipindure?Tipeiwo mukana tisimudzire varikumusha??

"Meanwhile. I urge individuals and entities, including those in the diaspora to diversify their investments into key national priority projects. Kana mawana kuminda, mumigodhi, neikoko kunze zvamawana kwenyika, musadye mari yose. Ngativakei nyika yekwedu, nematunhu edu, kuti nyika ibudirire. remangwana rive raka jeka," H.E President Mnangagwa

@pietmashika @StHonorable Shappa Mokgalaka

@Bodobodoz @StHonorable Thanks for explaining it

The deceased could have been a troublesome person in the family and the community at large. There's no way that his coffin can be handled like this. You can tell that it was a time to payback the treatment they endured while he was still alive. At this point, he couldn't even feel anything nor respond to their treatment.

@sinovuyo001 Same like your I guess😋🐱

what does good pussy feels from a man perspective?

@pietmashika @StHonorable If you commit suicide this is how you are buried in zimbabwe.So that your spirit cannot come and repeat again..If uou rope yourself firstly you will be beaten to be taken off the noose..

@StHonorable Why are they so rough with him?

@mataruka_isiah @NewZimbabweCom @Felix Mhona I think Zimbabwe has no mandate to create jobs.This is were breakdowns come in.All cars needs to be towed or attended to by roadside assistance which will create much needed employment.

@NewZimbabweCom What type of cars are these that come with no spare wheel? 😎🇿🇼

Why are drivers arrested for not carrying a spare wheel when their cars don't come with space for it?

@drabdulhameed07 I have had it on both sides,the pain itself was unbearable.But thanks to UK surgeons..

Imagine a hole near your skin leaking for MONTHS. That’s a fistula. 🤢🤢

@Dorodovha311 chiiko Ngoda girl,dm your crib?

@Bodobodoz Iiii😂

Ndinokumbirawo kuziva kune varume kuti sikarudzi dzevakadzi dzakafanana hre kudzika kwadzo kana kuti dzakasiyana

@TraceyMachona Haa ini ndaifamba iripamhanza chaipo deno zvaibvumirwa..

Dei size ye bompi dzema gents ichioneka zvinoita ma women breast ne ma bums ka, haaa most men would not be walking around freely in this world, even tweeting on X,where would they get their confidence from.

@mufudzi_ @Jamwanda2 Those illegal Zimbabweans does not have stomachs here???They pay taxes as well wherever they go..

@Jamwanda2 What has trade got to do with illegal Zimbabweans stealing jobs and committing crime in SA??????

SOMEONE IS THINKING, NOTICING! ZIMBABWE SITS AT THE MOUTH OF AFRICA’S STRAIT OF HORMUZ!!! Ngatigarisane zvakanaka!!!!!

@Ogbenitom This is called loadbanking,as long there is caustic soda or salt in that it will work ,BUT safety is not being exercised here.There are too many risks in this.

Dear Engineers in the house, what's this process for or called ? Kindly enlighten us abeg 🙏

@KingJayZim @Cde_begar Mahwani aya HSE inouraya pakadai!!!

@Cde_begar Damn!

HARARE ZIMBABWE 🇿🇼 Three people were killed instantly on Wednesday afternoon when a heavy pallet of glass panels struck them while they were offloading a truck at a local business, police said. The fatal incident occurred at approximately 12:00 p.m. at a company situated along Coventry Road in Harare, according to a public statement released by the Zimbabwe Republic Police (ZRP). Authorities reported that the victims were in the process of removing the materials from a transport vehicle when the pallet of glass panels fell and struck them. All three individuals were pronounced dead on the spot. Police have not yet released the identities of the deceased, their employment status, or the specific name of the company where the accident took place. The ZRP characterised the event as a "sad incident" and stated that further details will be released to the public in due course as authorities continue to assess the scene.

@sinovuyo001 Me I cannot date a skin lady..Umthonto wesizwe will not stand

Do men find chubby girls attractive? 🤔

@VPHaritatos @SiyanaiH Some comments just scroll some are very toxic.Happy independence Zimbabwe,but please may I connect with you please??

@SiyanaiH Check your history on how Greeks, Portuguese and Indians were treated pre-Independence during the Smith Regime and you will understand that you are not correct.

As we reflect on the bitter struggle for Independence, we must never forget why it was fought. Born in a free Zimbabwe myself, I am grateful to all of those who fought for us to be able to enjoy our lives today in a free, democratic, and sovereign country without fear of being persecuted because of race, culture, political affiliation, and religion. Land was at the centre of the fight and we now need to ensure that it is truly the enabler into ensuring the food sovereignty of our beautiful Nation. This is our country, and we need to have the solution. As farmers, the Nation depends on us. We cannot let them down. Happy 46th Birthday Zimbabwe God Bless our beautiful Nation Our land, Our prosperity! @MoLAFWRD_Zim

@VPHaritatos Welldone,the vision is in sight.How van we connect to your office??I have serious concerns to raise for land?Tikudawo munda Hon zvakwanisiro zviripo,tikwanisewo kufambirana nevision 2030.Please Honourable hear me out..

I remain truly grateful to His Excellency President Mnangagwa for the President's Award for Performance Excellence in Service Delivery 2025 being the Best Performing Deputy Minister of 2025. This award belongs to each and every individual in our Ministry who dedicate their lives to serving the people of Zimbabwe ensuring that the President's vision of leaving no place and no one behind through attaining Vision 2030. Indeed a true honour. I am so humbled. We still have more to do.... @MoLAFWRD_Zim @nickmangwana @obertjiri @HeraldZimbabwe @timb_zw @ZANUPF_Official @zanupf_patriots @zinwawater @edmnangagwa

@VPHaritatos Happy belated,Vaggo,Baby elephant.The most performing Minister..How can we reach your office??

Today, the 8th April 2026, I officially turn 40. The last 40 years have been filled with many milestones and life changing events, both good and bad. Born at Redcliffe Medical Centre at a whopping 5kg earning me the nickname Baby Elephant, to Peter and Angela Haritatos, my journey started in Muzvevze where I grew up and to this day still live. The youngest of three, I grew up very close to both my brother and sister. My life has been filled with great times, meeting my beautiful wife at a young age, and being blessed with 3 amazing children. I was educated in Zimbabwe, Italy and the United States of America. In 2018, I was elected the Member of Parliament for Muzvezve Constituency and appointed to be the Deputy Minister of Lands, Agriculture, Fisheries, Water, and Rural Development. The greatest honour of my life also meant that in 2018, at the time I was the youngest Minister serving in the Government of Zimbabwe at 32. In 2021, my life changed forever, losing my idol and heroes in my parents, only 18 days apart. In 2023, I was re-elected the Member of Parliament of the most amazing Constituency, Muzvezve, and re-appointed to be the Deputy Minister of the same Ministry. In 2026, I was named the Best Performing Deputy Minister in the Government of Zimbabwe for 2025. In the last 8 years I have delivered hundreds of speeches, answered hundreds of questions in Parliament, addressed hundreds of gatherings, spoken to thousands of people, met so many amazing people, traveled to many countries, filled 3 passports, had the most amazing time of my life, and also been through the greatest heartache in my life. It is safe to say that life is not easy, but my faith and belief has never diminished. I have lived a blessed life with a strong foundation thanks to God blessing me with the most amazing parents. If that was not enough, in 2005, He blessed me with the most amazing wife who gave me three beautiful children. Many of you will not know that she had 9 miscarriages along the way, yet still carries her head high and is the most amazing mother to our children. I often ask myself if I have done all that I could in the last 40 years, and I can honestly say I haven't. I pray that I do though within the next 40 years because indeed life is short and time is never on our side. As is the norm, before my parents passed away on this very day every year I would thank them for raising me into the man I am today, for giving me life, supporting me, and guiding me by being my pillar of strength. To my mom and dad in Heaven, I say thank you for everything you have done for me the last 40 years. Even though you have been gone almost 5 years now, what you taught me still guides me today. You left a legacy that carved your names on not only my heart, but the hearts of so many. And it is in your name that we continue the work that you taught me to do, to serve the people. To the people of Muzvezve, I am very little without you, thank you for putting your trust in me to represent you, and I promise to continue to do so. "But among you it will be different. Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant." Matthew 20:26 God Bless you all.