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Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Vibe coding is more addictive than any video game ever made (if you know what you want to build).

Theo is all of us rn

Imagine getting yo shit blown straight off by a gay ass shrimp

@ManOnThePen Big pharma made you fat, now they will sell you the cure.

🚨 BREAKING: Eli Lilly and Company just got FDA approval for #Foundayo (orforglipron) A once-daily pill for obesity. No food rules. No injections. 📉 ~12.4% weight loss in trials 💊 Ships April 6 via LillyDirect 💰 As low as $25/month with insurance $LLY $NVO $HIMS

Yeah this is the worst call in baseball history CB Bucknor might not have a job in a month at this point

@BasedSamParker @BasedMikeLee @IanMalcolm84 @truthtroll_X @Truthtellerftm @leonardaisfunE @Red_Pill_US @thelillygaddis @Ryanmatta @MyronGainesX @hodgetwins @Uncommonsince76 @DPSThomas

THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICA'S SO-CALLED "JUDEO-CHRISTIAN" FOUNDING @BasedMikeLee claims America was founded on "judeo-Christianity" Let's Investigate: ▪️When America was founded in 1776, 12/13 states forbade jews from holding public office ▪️In 1791, when they passed the 1st Amendment, 11/14 states still forbade jews from holding public office ▪️The first jewish congressmen weren't elected until 1845 (partly on the momentum of the Philadelphia Bible riots they personally helped foment between the Protestants & Catholic immigrants) ▪️In 1790, the U.S. White (citizen) population was ~3.2 million, and around 99% Christian. There were about 2,000 jews in 6 synagogues, found in 6 cities central to the slave trade. The vast majority of Americans didn't even know or ever even encounter a jew. Let's look at those synagogues. ▪️Synagogues: 1. Shearith Israel (1654): New York City, NY An early entry point for the slave trade, which began here under the Dutch West India Company, founded by the jewish merchant Gerrit Jacobwitsz. At least 3,500 Africans landed 1751-1775; a municipal slave-market operated at Wall & Pearl Streets (1711-1762). 2. Mickve Israel (1733): Savannah. GA After Georgia legalized slavery in 1750, Savannah handled a growing share of Carolina/GA slave shipments. By 1771, 86% of enslaved arrivals in the port came directly from Africa. 3. Mikveh Israel (1740): Philadelphia, PA Ships outfitted in the Delaware River port carried captive Africans; the trade linked Philadelphia to the Atlantic economy even after Pennsylvania began gradual abolition in 1780. 4. Beth Elohim (1749): Charleston, SC Principal US point of entry: 150, 000-200,000 Africans arrived through Charleston in nearly 1,000 voyages. 5. Jeshuat Israel/Touro (1763): Newport, RI Largest slave-trade port in North America in mid-1700s. Rhode Island jewish merchants financed voyages that trafficked ~111,000 Africans. 6. Beth Shalome (1789): Richmond, VA Not a trans-Atlantic hub, but from 1830-1860, Richmond’s river docks became the largest export market in the domestic slave trade, channeling tens of thousands of slaves southward. ▪️Finally, according to the 1906 jewish Encyclopedia: "During the seventeenth century, the sugar industry was MONOPOLIZED by the jews, and...the cotton-plantations in many parts of the South were WHOLLY in the hands of the jews, and as a consequence slavery found its advocates among them." CONCLUSION: The major "judeo" contribution to America was slavery. It fell to White American Christians to first outlaw the transatlantic slave trade, and then to abolish slavery altogether via the brutal Civil War. It should be noted that there was no greater champion of the South's pro-slavery cause than the jew, Judah P. Benjamin, who served as the Confederacy's Secretary of State, Secretary of War, and Attorney General. It was Benjamin who helped secure a critical $15 million loan from a French banker who'd worked for the Rothschilds. This is the "judeo" legacy of America's founding. But Senator Mike Lee won't tell you about any of this—if he even knows. America was founded by White European Christians on Christian & European values, ideas, theories, blood & sacrifice. BONUS: Benedict Arnold's business partners when he tried to betray West Point to the British were the "International" Franks Family: Moses (London), Jacob (NY), David (Philadelphia), David Salisbury (Montreal), and Isaac (West Point Quartermaster!). Lol. Every Single Time. That'll be a fun rabbit hole for all y'all to go down.

@ChoppinBravos City connect is garbage

The Atlanta Braves 2026 City Connect jerseys 🔥

If Luisangel Acuña can get on base even somewhat consistently, he’s going to be a problem. Dude is electric on the bases.

idk why Japanese twitter is trending right now but here’s the funniest baseball player of all time. Japan’s Munenori Kawasaki who played for the Toronto Blue Jays and was determined to learn English. The best 5 minutes you’ll watch all day. 🤣🇯🇵

Acuña: "you gotta be quicker than that"

Favorite video yet is Dan Hurley's mom after The Shot: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

@luinalaska 日本政府に医療保険を見直すように言ってください。日本には国民が強制的に加入させられる保険制度がある。 これが恐ろしいほど高くて少なくとも給料の20%を奪っていく。 その保険は意識のない老人の延命措置に使われる。 子供を作りたくないんじゃない。 皆お金がなくて作れないんです。 真実です。

ネットが誕生するまで皆がしてたこと これガチ😂

If you’re seeing a bunch of Japanese posts, here are some fun facts: Japan has more daily active users and more time spent on X than any other country in the world. Over two thirds of the country is monthly active on X. X in Japan has one of the highest penetration rates of any social network in history.

BRAYLON MULLINS 🥶 That was crazy 🔥

@scottcoleman55 true stud

Drake Baldwin is ridiculous. All Star level catcher for years to come

@Braves No juice year 2

Final: Royals 4, #Braves 1.

Gary Woodland just hit 196 ball speed on the golf course. 360 yard drive. Thats 5MPH faster than Bryson’s “Beefcake” year average when he added 40 pounds to get longer. Gary is doing this at 42 without looking noticeably different than he ever has.

@CrosbyBaseball Braves have no juice

Holy bad BABIP luck, Batman