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@FoxNews He wouldn’t know Christianity if it leapt up and bit his orange gob. What a prick

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time: The resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." "To be a great nation, you must have religion — and you must have God. In churches across the nation on Sunday, the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years." "Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America."

For the first time ever, I have avoided buying any @CadburyUK Easter eggs, which now taste like 💩due to the use of palm oil and the Americanisation of the recipe. Instead I have bought palm oil free chocolate which taste the way it’s supposed to. @CadburyUK bad move changing

@BBCBreakfast It won’t matter what it says on the label, it’s still marmalade. Orange, lemon, lime or a mix of all of them. Still marmalade

Marmalade is to be sold as "citrus marmalade" if a new agreement goes ahead with the EU on food regulations. The name change is required because Brussels is relaxing its labelling rules, widening the legal definition of marmalade across Europe for the first time. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@DeborahMeaden He’s right, we bloody can’t believe what a shit show he’s causing. What a prick

True enough..

@DanCollins2011 Maybe your friends are to be found in Korea, Russia or Israel.

This feels like the first war in my lifetime where literally the whole world wants the U.S to lose. Do we have any friends left?

@DeborahMeaden What you should have said is “ we started a war” NOT “ we’re fighting a war.” You don’t care about hardship you have created in USA. Oh, one more thing FUCK YOU frump

Trump chose war over his people… in his own words..

@DeborahMeaden What? They’d better not mess with our Marmite taste

Nooooooooooooooo!

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@keswickbootco Awww nice Wolfies!

⚠️Lost dog ⚠️ We’ve just been walking the old mine workings around High Pike and these lovely dogs can over for a stroke no idea who they belong to can anyone help ??

Your daily reminder

@Number10cat @PenFarthing

Translation: "I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

April Fools Day tomorrow. Please, no one post that he’s dead, just as a joke! I want that news to be true

@WhiteHouse And we have a suggestion for you! Go fuck yourself. YOU bloody started this. YOU and that fucking bloodthirsty Netanyahu You shouldn’t start what you haven’t the balls or brain to finish. Fuck off you addled brained demented old twat

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@RpsAgainstTrump Demented Donny strikes again. Absolute knob

Trump: I'm so busy that I don't have time to do this. Fighting wars and other things. But this is very important. I think it will be the greatest ballroom anywhere in the world

@SpencerHakimian He and his sidekick Netanyahu are currently working on starting WW111 and he thinks he’s brought world peace? What an absolute tosspot. Fuck you, you demented orange twat.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BROUGHT WORLD PEACE

@RpsAgainstTrump Oh pipe down and feck off you absolute prick. You started the wars and you don’t know how to stop them.

Trump: “I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars.”

Trump: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit, many many other products, is lower today than when I took office.” Fact check: false

@Acyn What a fucking toddlers

Trump: You see this pen right here? This pen is very inexpensive. But it writes well. I like it. Sharpie. I came here. They had $1,000 pens. You hand out pens. You hand them to people. 30, 40 people. They were $1,000 a piece. Beautiful pen, ball point. I hand out to kids that don't know. It's kid getting a pen for $1,000. They have no idea what it is. I had another problem. They didn’t write well. I sign—no ink. I have all you people looking and say there must be something wrong with Trump. There is no ink in the pen. It cost $1,000.

@HQNewsNow Twat

Trump: You have to see it. It's very cool. Missiles launched, missiles launched, missiles launching. They're launching. Then at 7 seconds, fire, fire, fire. Fire, boom, fire boom

@RpsAgainstTrump Cunt

Trump: “When I didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. You gotta understand, I don't care. Norway has lost so credible. I stopped 8 wars… I do it the best. I stopped wars that nobody thought—President Putin called me, he said, 'I can't believe you stopped this one and this one.’”