Bone walker
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A man attempts to return his elderly neighbor, who is wearing only a shirt and a soaked diaper, to his home…only to have the caretaker force him to walk in the opposite direction.
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@WilliamShatner Yes! Replace chocolate with bourbon and cigar. Repeat
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Have you planned your chocolate strategy for tomorrow? 😳🤔🤷🏼
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Artemis II will approach the Moon at aprox 2:45 Eastern time tomorrow. Dark side moon around 7 PM Eastern. Live and in Memorex. Get the app NASA+ or live on prime in the live section. Probability of an alien reveal is 73%. Guess how long the radio black out will be here. 43min45seconds.
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Your proposal is acceptable. Let us know your move in date 📅. This contract is for single Japanese women and already married couples only. Yes you can bring grandma. Please make ready to receive Gavin Newsome and company. We will send him in the form of a message in a bottle. Uncorking is not mandatory. See you soon.
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嫌味とかではなく本当に素朴な疑問なんだけど、アメリカ人の皆さんはなんでそこまでカリフォルニアを嫌っているんですか？
David Samuel@DSPetolicchio
I have another proposal. We swap California for Japan geographically and leave everything else as is.
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People who have kids, please drop one piece of advice to new parents.
This can be about anything!
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@Grunt2A @Arrogance_0024 Um, and the pols still had horse Calvary. Might as well bring the enemy a giant pot of stew.
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@Arrogance_0024 And we'd do it again tomorrow.
Planes are replaceable. People aren't, dipshit.
No wonder Poland fell to the Nazis. People like you were there saying "We could fight them back but they might break 2 of our tanks so just let them win."
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Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
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@Ballack13 You should probably put a piece of tape or something over your camera then. You've Been broadcasting live all week.
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I love being at home. In my own space. Comfortable and cozy. I love people, but I love my own time too.
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@FoxNews They have a hatch. Just open the door and stick your bum outside. Easy, and your welcome. Rocket scientist my arse.
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No real men don't pick on retards. You're good bro.
Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq
Tim Walz: People keep driving around my house calling me "retarded."
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@Grunt2A Yes! Or leave them in the ignition. Wallet on center console, always ready to go.
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My whole life movies have told me that I can find the keys to any car in the sunvisor
In the history of driving has anyone EVER actually put their keys there? 🤷🏼♂️
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Are we too dog friendly?
No. We are too friendly to foreign cultures that choose to join us.
Every time Democrats threaten gun control, decent Republicans buy another weapon
Time to equip ourselves with Malinois ..
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Don't let are freedoms; fought and died for, hit you in the ass.
Secretary Marco Rubio@SecRubio
Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.
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