Paul Todd

@Sweeney_1983 @NUFCSpares @nufctrust Has anyone bought tickets from livefootballtickets before? good or bad experiences? Lad is desperate to go a match this season, two years as a member and never been successful in the ballot 🤦🏼‍♂️

@NUFCSpares @nufctrust It’s ok you can buy one from this site for the measly sum of…….

@fesshole @cockersdaz Benidorm 😂😂

Recently stayed overnight in a hostel in a shared dorm, arrived late and the guy in the next bed had used two of the plug sockets so I unplugged one to charge my phone. Turns out it was for his sleep apnoea machine. He didn't die and neither did my phone so counting it as a win.

@fesshole @Dale_Cockrill 😂😂

At school in the 70s I decided I'd look cool wearing a long sand colored trenchcoat. I wore it for one day. I've been called Columbo now for 50 years

@secondtierpod @teelee9 😂😂

Netflix were at Sunderland’s training ground today for the first episode of the new series…

@mickquinn1089 @LoveIsland @teelee9

Really enjoyed @LoveIsland this year 😂

GFC U9 Tornados @gorlestonfc had a brilliant fitness and footy session at @sweeney_sports_ tonight. Thank you guys! ⚽️🟢

@Langas_1 @teelee9 😂😂

Hahaaha Sunderland are that shite they’ve just been beaten by a horse racing festival #SMB

@teelee9 League 1 standard, no wonder you like it #Mackem

Looking forward to the Glasgow derby tonight 👊🏻 I’ve been lucky enough to go to two Celtic/Rangers matches and it is one hell of an event!! 🍀🔵 #CELRAN

@tfalex1892 @teelee9

Really grateful that I’m alive to witness what has to be worst ever period in Sunderland’s history #thankyou

@teelee9 The amount of likes and retweets you posted yesterday #closettoonfan

@BonnerTodd 🤣🤣🤣

@TheSunFootball @al_gillings every Monday night

Which striker would miss this! 😂 twitter.com/TheSunFootball…

@gorlestonfc @CJDeeks28 @declanallan_ Thank you @declanallan_ and @CJDeeks28 The boys loved it! 🟢⚪️ #greenarmy

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜… Senior players @CJDeeks28 and @declanallan_ prepared for their games this afternoon by joining our youth team’s for Saturday morning training! 🙌⚽️ Both remained as competitive as ever… #greenarmy🟢

@DavidBrentMovie @NUFCTheMag @teelee9 😂

@teelee9 If you get there, the mighty Posh and Hull stand in your way 😂😂

Another 3pts on the board 💪🏻🔴⚪️

@teelee9 Fingers crossed you’ll be in a league soon that has no fixtures when internationals are on 😂😂

@teelee9 🤡

Back on course to world domination 🌏😉👊🏻🔴⚪️ #SAFC #STID #HawayTheLads

@premierleague @NUFC @teelee9 😘

😍 A memorable day for @NUFC fans They scored 🖐 against Sunderland #OnThisDay in 2010

@madconcarp Jogging? That’s walking

Woohoo 5k in 30mins happy chappy #jogging

@80s_Kidz @Dale_Cockrill @RButz1902 @loui_turner @Grodtodd

I cannot watch the darts without thinking or quoting this brilliant sketch from Not the Nine O'Clock News.