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Uku nje mnajua the quality of mattresses mnalalia kweli? Juu weuh!

@UGOOOTWEETS @amerix you have a missed call here. Lewis Hamilton ladies and gentlemen!

Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are engaged 💍 This will be Kim’s 4th marriage and the first for Lewis. Lewis said “Ive found my own person and I want to spend eternity with her”

@KenAseka @MeteoKenya

@MeteoKenya It's been raining cats and dogs in Kakamega. Night runners are seeing bad things

🌧️👀 Did you receive heavy rainfall in your area? Following the recent advisory by the Kenya Meteorological Service Authority (KMSA), we’d love to hear from you! 📍 Tell us: • Did your area experience heavy or continuous rainfall? • Any impacts like flooding, strong winds, or rough waters? 📸🎥 Share your experience! 👉 Reply in the comments with your photos or videos and include your county/town 👇 📊 Did you know? Every forecast issued by KMSA includes a review of the previous period (daily, weekly, monthly, or seasonal). This helps you track how the weather actually performed. 📌 Example 👇 The chart attached shows observed rainfall (25th–26th April 2026) across stations—highlighting where the heaviest rainfall was recorded, with some areas receiving significantly higher totals than others. 🔎 Explore the data yourself: 📥 7-Day Forecast & Maps: meteo.go.ke/our-products/7… 📥 County Forecasts: meteo.go.ke/our-products/c… 📥 Daily Forecast: meteo.go.ke/our-products/d… 📥 Satellite Imagery: meteo.go.ke/satellite-imag… 📥 Maproom: kmddl.meteo.go.ke:8081/maproom/index.… Your feedback helps strengthen early warning systems and climate services across Kenya. ⚠️ Stay safe and keep following official updates. #KenyaWeather #RainfallUpdate #KMSA #ClimateServices #StayInformed 🌧️🇰🇪

@ahmednasirlaw How can a constitution overrun the role of a constitutional making body? This is getting interesting either way

If the High Court overturns the impeachment of Hon Rigathi Gachagua, then he will automatically resume his office and Prof Kithure Kindiki will by operation of law vacate office. Come 2027 and Gachagua will be H.E William Ruto's running mate 🤣🤣🤣...very interesting times ahead.

@amerix @get_screenshot

These Fibroids were removed from a 26-Year-old woman through surgery. TWENTY SIX! But do they listen? Their lives galivant around - Alcohol - Sugar and High-Fructose Corn Syrup - Sodas & juices - Milk and Yoghurt - Wheat and bleached, fortified maize flour - Pizza & buggers - Irish Potatoes & chips - Hormonal contraceptives - Fluoride - Abortions They have turned their bodies into a yard of junk. They either listen or perish! #BetterTogether

Sebastian Sawe What a marathon! What a record!

YouTube Documentaries for the Weekend. 1. Dangerous apps - In the web of data brokers | DW Documentary 2. Slovakia divided - Between Russia and Europe | DW Documentary 3. How sugar was built on a global system of slavery | Featured Documentary 4. Ben Gurion - Founding Father of Israel Documentary 5. World’s Most Dangerous Roads | Narok County, Kenya | Free Documentary 6. Earth Untold: Uruguay | Hidden Tales of South America’s Quiet Nation | Free Documentary 7. Pirates: Threatening Global Trade | Best Documentary 8. Cubans are 'paralysed' by the US oil blockade | Eyewitness report | Sky News 9. Sudan's forgotten war: Famine, displacement and mass atrocities | DW News 10. Inside Putin’s Russia: ‘We’re cut off from the outside world’ | BBC News

@georgediano @elonmusk amefanya ile kitu ya madollar

I'm looking for a Samsung s23 ultra 512gb Asap!

#ContinentalTourGold #KipkeinoClassics

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours, Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie) But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media Gender my ass!

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Now suddenly Arsenal’s 21 years is being treated like a century of suffering. #Arsenal #EPL #lamansiónvip

🔴 Manchester United 1967 → 1993 Yes, the same United that talk the loudest went 26 YEARS before lifting the league again. 🔵 Chelsea 1955 → 2005 The club people now call “serial winners” waited 50 YEARS before winning the modern Premier League.

Before you mock Arsenal, remember your own history. 🔴 Liverpool 1990 → 2020 That’s 30 YEARS without a league title. Three full decades of waiting before they finally celebrated again. 🔵 Manchester City 1968 → 2012 A massive 44 YEARS without winning the English league.

I asked a sex therapist: “Why do people get married and suddenly stop having sex? Why does desire fade the moment the ring goes on?” He smiled and said, “Because most couples kill attraction without realizing it.” Here’s what he meant.......

Feminism is the belief that women should have authority without responsibility, while men should have responsibility without authority. By Rollo Tomasi

A woman can leave a caring, compassionate, loving man who is also a hardworking present father, accuse him of "cheating" only to go and become a second or third wife or a side chick of a man who doesn't care.

If Linet Toto gets another term, her eyes will become internal organs.

@ignyharaz2 Absolutely

This should not be offered in any university of science and technology. With all due respect. The CUE , KUCCPS and MoE accredited many universities in Kenya and very wide courses... Huezi niambie this is something to test a second year student after being in school for 2+ 8+4+2 years buana. Such should be left to Sunday school teachers and your religious mother. Let's talk about pure science and modern technology please. W.r.t

@georgediano 😅😅😅

What began as a strategic alliance between Ruto and leaders linked to ODM now appears to be losing its stability. As President Ruto deepens his influence in Nyanza, concerns are growing that Governor Wanga’s political space may be shrinking. The partnership that once seemed mutually beneficial is now showing signs of mistrust and quiet competition after the sudden death of Raila Odinga. In fact, Political pundits are saying that UDA candidates in Nyanza will beat ODM. Joseph Oyugi Magwanga, who resigned as Homa Bay deputy governor two months ago, is set to run on a UDA ticket to unseat Wanga, and it seems Raymond Omollo has decided to back him with govt resources. The move has since made Gladys Wanga come out and cry foul, accusing UDA of taking over Baba's bedroom. When did you last hear the word Broadbased coming from Wanga? By the time Kasongo is done with ODM mumus, they won't even have saliva to lubricate their dry lips. Chesaa!!