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How do I tell my girlfriend I have invested her life savings to buy bitcoin at $60k

First day at my new job at Cloudfare Wish me luck

@WittyCrypt0 @cryptosymbiiote Been waiting to use this

@cryptosymbiiote Nope No alt season this time This time it really is different

SAME PATTERN STARTED EVERY ALTSEASON It was just triggered again Third time in 8 years, each triggered HUGE ALTSEASON We also have: - QT ending - More rate cuts coming BIGGEST ALTSEASON EVER IS CLOSE

When you make $12.5m and the next day your co-host makes another £375m

@cobie Is 400m enough to retire though

when i started building echo 2 years ago, i knew it had 95% chance of failing. to be honest, i couldnt really imagine any other outcome, but i thought at least it may be a noble failure worth attempting. i certainly didn't think echo would be sold to coinbase, but, here we are: today coinbase bought echo for ~$375m. echo will remain a standalone platform under its current brand for now, but we will integrate sonar's public sale product into coinbase, and likely introduce new ways for founders to access investors, and for investors to access opportunities into coinbase itself. over the years i have chatted to brian a handful of times, and mostly to complain at him honestly. i have always respected how brian would listen to an outsider chat shit at him on the phone and take the feedback seriously. now, instead of complaining, i will have the opportunity try to do the work to make things better. crypto itself has moved on a long way since we started working on echo. i guess partially this is because of the election result. but, i feel energised by a lot of the cool things being built in crypto again: hyperliquid, zcash, stablecoin supercyle, and so on. feels like a good time to be on the field instead of an idiot with a twitter account yapping nonsense. well, i guess i still will be that. anyway, job's not finished. onwards. oh fuck yeah, before i go, the final season of up only (now "unc only" due to our severe old age) will commence when we figure out who the guests should be lol cobber

@cz_binance @JamesWynnReal You're lucky he didn't left a voice note

@JamesWynnReal Responded to DM. It wasn't that urgent... Don't do that in the future. 😂

. @cz_binance check your WhatsApp asap

@cobie @NeerajKA Barneys barber

@NeerajKA Chief of Staff to Calvin Ayre

I can’t think of a worse job than becoming the face of the X algorithm

My investments are with great altcoins. They will come back

@JamesWynnReal 4k is enough to retire though

Lmao. I signed up thousands of users I get offers $4k in airdrop, or $900 on funding fees LMAO. disASTER On top of that they’ve been dangling a carrot with a deal for me for months But nobody’s come thru time to start talking

@CryptoHayes "Your credit score has increased"

Caption contest, whatever I think is the funniest / most insulting comment wins 10 ZEC.

$XPL stands for Xtra Painful Liquidation

Ah yes, I have bought the one $BSC $BNB coin that goes to absolute 0 8 years of crypto experience btw 🫡

@cz_binance Binance Super Cyle $BSC

BSC stands for?

$bnb season. Never fade @cz_binance (i sold at $100) Might jump off a cliff. Bye.

@cz_binance Aster festival

Today is mid autumn festival, which is celebration of the moon. #bnb

@devchart I was retarded enough to gamble higher, so yes

Anybody else retarded enough to gamble on $XPL at this level ?

@ThisIsNuse I liked how everything back than was traded against bitcoin instead of usd. Somethimes think thats the reason we won't see altseason like those times again. A coin costing 0.003 sounds cheaper to buy than $360

Eight years and four days ago The screenshot we all say we're gonna sell, but never fully do

@loopify 1 zec = 700k soon

bro wtf is happening to $ZEC

@SilvXBT Ruin my fucking life apparently

What does $XPL even do

@cz_binance Sir we don't like Vercel anymore since today

A website tracking #BNB "yields". bnbholder-one.vercel.app (Built by someone using an AI tool.)

I was told $ASTER and $XPL would cure cancer and be trading at $50 by now. Why am I losing money? Can dev do something?