Tom

After weeks of negotiations, Republicans caved to our demands to fund DHS without a blank check for ICE and CBP. My full statement below:

Airlines know they don’t have to give a crap about their customers, because the government will bail them out with our money when they go bankrupt. And TSA shouldn’t even exist, since private security could do the job better for a fraction of the cost and hassle. But instead of shutting down immigration—the actual cause of 9/11—our retard government responded by creating a brand new unionized federal workforce. A workforce, by the way, which hasn’t stopped a single terrorist threat. And now, because the dumbest and laziest people in America—Congress—don’t feel like doing their jobs and funding the most pointless agency in government, which sadly we are required to lay if we want to get on a plane, we are the ones who once again get screwed.

Chinese men are paying to have surrogate children on US territorial islands in the Pacific… They pay to have babies born "in the US" and then immediately ship them to China to be raised under the CCP. They then get American benefits and in a few years can vote in our elections.

Just reflecting on how great it is to go to downtown Denver. Avs tonight, Nuggets on Friday and Sunday. Rox opening day. 63k for Soccer today. Endless bike paths. My oldest son has been downtown for four years. Love downtown Denver and only gonna get better with Burnham Yard. One of the best cities in America. Excited to be there again tomorrow.

Elissa Slotkin to Bill Maher: “The average person just wants shit to work. I don’t give a shit if you’re a Republican, a Democrat, an Independent—just live in the zone of practicality. And the far right and the far left live in a different universe.”

I’m going to be honest. If someone randomly murdered my uncle, and was convicted of it in a court of law, but merely released on probation and sentenced to pay $19,000, then I would kill him.

That's it. That's the best picture from Saturday's No Kings protests in the USA. The literal Statue of Liberty being detained by police. It doesn't get much more poetic than this.