boredinmaryland
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boredinmaryland
@BoredAndNotWoke
If you are offended by random words on the internet, it’s time to stop using the internet for a bit.
Maryland, USA Katılım Nisan 2025
30 Takip Edilen50 Takipçiler
Please someone think of the stupid married women of America.
Burt Macklin@BurtMacklin_FBI
🎶🎵 In the arms of an angel 🎶🎵 “Every year millions of recently married American women cluelessly roam through life unable to figure out how to change their legal name. Scared, alone, and confused on what to do next, these women need your help. Won’t you help them before it’s too late?
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Coach was just arrested for attempting to fight Blooper.
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
I am at the Braves game, I am hammered, and I am going to fight @BlooperBraves in the concourse
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BREAKING: Iranian missiles hit Prince Sultan airbase in Saudi Arabia today, injuring 20 US Soldiers, 8 of which were injured seriously and damaging several American refueling aircraft.
Meanwhile Trump is cracking jokes in front of American investors
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@SirWinston85 @krassenstein So like are you infatuated with Brian or something?
Every time he posts something you're on here replying with the same shit over and over. It's basic and you're gay for him
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@ninety_upp24883 @barroyo2374 @krassenstein I’m sure you are right, I mean look at you ! You’re the perfect example of a TDS sufferer. You don’t have a unique thought in your head. Instead you parrot the douchebags like the Krassensteins and other liberal crybabies.
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@barroyo2374 @krassenstein He doesn't care, give fucks or thinks about our military members as people
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@krassenstein You remind me of these adorable little fellas. Do you sing while you make chocolate or are you more of the tree elf kind that make cookies?
GIF
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@Skow1379 @johnnymaga I think it’s hilarious that you care enough to even respond. Your hatred and complaining keeps me going. Enjoy the rest of DJT and then JD Vance as they systematically dismantle all you hold dear.
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Trump, to an audience of businessmen from the Middle East, floats renaming the Strait of Hormuz:
“They have to open up the Strait of Trump—I mean Hormuz. Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Such a terrible mistake.” 😭
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@GG06111 @johnnymaga Haha well I will tell you this, I’m not a boomer and I don’t use Facebook. You wish it was only the older generation that supports DJT, but it’s not. We are everywhere. Your liberal tears are what drives us to keep going. It’s time to wake up cry baby.
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@BoredAndNotWoke @johnnymaga Same tired joke from a bunch of braindead Facebook boomers. No originality. Just recycling the same tired jokes, trying to be internet trolls for likes from other mouth-breathing retarded redhats. What a weak, pathetic existence. Go clean up your trailer.
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@BoredAndNotWoke @johnnymaga That’s really sad.
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@GG06111 @johnnymaga lol keep it up and I’ll vote for him a 4th time.
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@johnnymaga The humor of some dementia-addled octogenarian who has been surrounded by yes men his entire life. All of you retards lap it up. This is the President making jokes while he threatens another pointless war that young American troops are currently dieing in. You're all pathetic.
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@FredSpider @johnnymaga And yet he is president and your old kook and drunken VP are not…
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@johnnymaga What a wanker Trump is.
Massive dumb WANKER!
BIGLY so.
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@johnnymaga What a surprise. The piece of shit wants his name on everything.
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@psumule @johnnymaga Your response is why I keep voting for him. It’s hilarious. 🤣
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@johnnymaga He is causing chaos all over the world. The economy is in the dumper. He won’t allow a deal to fund the Government. Prices are high and rising. He started a war with no exit strategy. And you folks are celebrating his idiocy. I will never understand any of you.
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@NicoleHarr79153 @johnnymaga Because it’s hilarious to see you all lose your shit over words.
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@johnnymaga Spoiled, brainless, narcissist. He doesn't care what chaos he creates for Americans or others in the world. Look at how weak and medicated he looks and sounds. Why are Republicans allowing this to continue?
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@thenaimark @BurtMacklin_FBI Krassentstein is tiny, not really fat…
Narcissistic, definitely. Retarded? My god yes.
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@BurtMacklin_FBI I dunno, I’m starting to think he’s a fat narcissistic blowhard.
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@NewYorkStateAG He’ll be out by end of weekend because you’re a useless democrat.
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My office arrested Azer Arslanouk for illegally selling fentanyl and cocaine in Brooklyn.
We recovered over 8,000 oxycodone pills containing fentanyl and $100,000 worth of cocaine.
We'll continue to fight the opioid crisis in our communities and protect New Yorkers.
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