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Retardmaxxing is how to be happy Stress gone - You are retarded, whatever happens happens, you just take action Overthinking gone - You are retarded, you aren’t thinking, you are just doing Confidence - You are retarded, you have 0 care for what people think Be retarded

The bull case for crypto isn’t memes. It’s better market structure. @buffalu__ on why onchain finance can be cheaper, faster, and more open than the brokerage model most people use today. 0:00 Intro 0:49 What is Jito and why does it exist? 1:11 Why Solana transactions are less than a penny 2:00 What attracted Lucas to Solana from Ethereum 2:39 How Jito is like Cloudflare for blockchains 5:02 The $1,500 Ethereum transaction fee problem 7:21 The vision: all of finance onchain 7:46 Why onchain beats opening a Robinhood account 8:37 Lucas's journey from robotics to crypto 9:55 Solana's rate of improvement and Anatoly's Law 10:44 The pitch for people new to crypto 15:00 Staying lean at 21 people 15:17 Nicotine as a productivity hack 15:58 Sleep, alcohol, and the Oura ring 16:25 Movie and show recommendations 16:40 Smallest hill you'll die on: littering and shopping carts

Men only want one thing and that is….

Day in the life of a retard

We’ve been here before. It’s a tough spot to be, but it’s not an impossible situation. Solana across the board is still doing big things. This is an opportunity for many teams to rise to the occasion and provide best-in-class DeFi. Let’s get after it!

me when every phone has the Solana Mobile Stack

Retardmaxxing The art of never thinking You are flow state, you are just doing shit You aren’t thinking about the consequences or challenges You invite them, because a retard doesn’t think He just goes. Retardmaxxing

how crypto guys explain their job: > to parents: “i work in tech” > to friends: “i do finance stuff” > to girl: “i’m an investor” > to CT: “i’m a degen” > to mirror at 3am: “what am i doing”

Stablecoins + AI Agents + x402 = the future of autonomous internet money.

You can now monitor, buy, or sell OpenClaw startups An online marketplace for builders

Introducing Lightspeed. Crypto's first investor relations platform, built with @Blockworks for professional allocators and the Solana ecosystem. Get access here: lightspeed.vip

Crypto changed my life. I was poor, but now now I am poor and homeless

JUST IN: Tom Lee's 'BitMine' buys 45,759 $ETH worth $91 million.

- be Peter Steinberger - sell your company for $100M+ - spend three years in existential crisis - become jacked - come back from retirement - vibe-code 43 failed projects - project 44 is ClawdBot - goes viral - Anthropic sends you trademark law suits - rename to MoltBot - crypto scammers hijack your accounts in seconds - secret rebrand to OpenClaw - hit 180K GitHub stars - get acquired by OpenAI

200,000+ devices shipped. 400+ apps live. $3B+ in onchain volume. Now we're bringing Solana to Android hardware manufacturers worldwide. See you at MWC Barcelona 2026 🇪🇸

The mobile first revolution is happening on Solana 📱