Archie

@notoriusbig007 @ACSfessions Are you telling me, that you believe that this man's Grandma with Dementia has the ability to make a bank transfer on her own? No chance is she typing in anybodies sort code and account number, my nan can't even change the TV to HDMI 2

@uwunetes @m_saleh_eg I have this phone and working perfectly in the UK, best battery I've ever had in a phone and decent camera, I recommend. Obviously cannot verify any issues regarding US cell towers

@m_saleh_eg maybe ill take a look then, ty!

i yearn for a phone that is - not iphone - not google pixel - not samsung - good camera quality - isnt slow as shit - (optional) rootable

@BluesDan_ @brandonhilton_ @DajMerchant Lol

@brandonhilton_ @DajMerchant What? We have the most money of any club in the league outside the parachute payments, our squad is top half ready in that league already. And finishing above Wrexham and Derby is considered ludicrous is it? Neither of those clubs are near our level.

@BeefStewtoo @BenViveur @anon_opin

@BoringRamFan @BenViveur @anon_opin I am no “sauce”, sir

It would be a huge relief to most Brits if we changed the name of our biggest oil seed crop to "canola" like the Americans.

@BenViveur @anon_opin How do you propose that we produce mass, affordable sauces such as Mayonnaise?

@anon_opin Or, radical idea, let's ditch the stuff altogether because it's absolutely fucking terrible? Likewise any and all palm oil and sunflower-based products.

@anon_opin Canola oil is different than rapeseed oil. We don't want it.

@HB0ND1 @katieflintt So like £520 per year because of one man?

@katieflintt For a full tank of most cars the difference is less than a tenner ?

Cheapest petrol I could find in derby today was 140. Thanks mr trump im broke now

@phillowe1 @SophyRidgeSky @dcfcofficial Weren't we talked about in parliament? 😂

@SophyRidgeSky You want to have a look at how @dcfcofficial were treated Sophy, could have done with your voice in those dark days for us, nobody wanted to know !

Went on a bit of a rant on telly comparing how Chelsea & Sheffield Wednesday have been dealt with #swfc

Find it strange that it hasn’t crossed any Derby fans minds that the reason Zetterstrom may be unavailable is due to a health condition unrelated to contact sport, he is a human being after all and if something is wrong he’s entitled to confidentiality. #dcfc

@JackOrton96 He's obviously very ill, have some compassion.

I feel it’s time for some clarity on the issue with Zetterstrom…

@thomasutrI @JK_dcfc Confirms that it's bs yes

@JK_dcfc That confirms it then

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 unreal @thomasutrI

@cLawn22 @Ed__Dawes Fucking fantastic cross that under pressure at full sprint

“Murkin into the box, Murkin puts it across! BREWSTERRR!!” 🎙️@Ed__Dawes #dcfc #dcfcfans

@johnnygf @DomT77 Love big Pat, wouldn't been seen dead in anything that resembles an American flag

@DomT77 We love Big Pat and we cannot lie

Pride Park late 90s would’ve really rattled him. Croatian, Italian, Jamaican, Danish and many more flags on display every week There’s absolutely nothing ‘modern football’ about national flags in support of international players wearing the black & white #DCFC

@jaylew333 @anon_opin What a trash take

@anon_opin 📢 CarPlay is trash

To app developers - if I'm sitting in a car park on my break listening to music via CarPlay, I don't want the music to stop when I open my bank app. Sort it out.

@pompeyboi23 @olliejoell1606 I don't know wtf we've done to our scouting system but they've been smashing it recently, highly recommend

@olliejoell1606 Don’t even need to invest as much derby, just invest 2-3m 🤣

Amazing what can happen when you invest money #Pompey

@ThatEricAlper McFly supporting Busted

Have you ever been to a concert where the support act went on to become famous?

@JackJackOJackO You already can't call it oat milk in the UK I don't understand why this is being raised now it's been in the law for years

If you struggle to understand oat milk isn't the same as regular milk, I think that's a you problem

@PolitlcsUK It already can't be called milk in the UK... The law is already there. Check every bottle of "oat milk" sold in the UK, none of them say the word "milk".

🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk

@Gav1981 Obviously Tom Lawrence

First player you think of? Mark Wright was the captain when I first started supporting the Rams… but I’d go for Robin Van Der Laan captain during the best season I’ve ever experienced!!! #dcfc #dcfcfans

@dcfcj_ I wondered when that parody account would come back to the timeline

Gaffer. #dcfc

@MatthewLem32218 @ThaEuropeanLad How is two English teams playing against each other any different than two American teams? The reason one is global and one is domestic is that people across the globe prefer one sport over the other, which was the point of the original tweet. What exactly is your point?

🚨‼️𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Liverpool vs Manchester City drew 700–750M viewers globally, more than 3× the 220M viewers for the 2026 Super Bowl.