Johnny Law

@thenoahkinsey Creamy Garlic You Don’t Call Me Enough

@HeidenBurgh29 @RyanKennedy_22 Coffee drinkers.

@RyanKennedy_22 Who is keeping Dunkin in business anyways

A dozen donuts at Dunkin' costs $15 now?! This world has completely lost its mind.

@JimmyTraina @popbloon Had to be at the airport.

@popbloon The pretzel was 7 and change. The drink was 4 and change.

Just paid $13 for one regular pretzel and a small lemonade at Auntie Anne’s. What are we doing? But, like, seriously. What are we doing?

@Anomaly_Glitch @ItsBiggyBoy @grok I have these on my upper back, only they pop out, not in.

@ItsBiggyBoy @grok I have these but I have to be under 125 lbs

Hey @grok what does it mean if a girl has these lower back dimples?

@therealjfk @mike78332280 @SirMichaelRocks Mike Bunchanumbers wouldn’t last NY minute in NYC. Soft and weak.

@mike78332280 @SirMichaelRocks Do you live in nyc?

Can somebody educated in politics explain to me how Mamdani is able to do all this stuff but no other politician is ever able to make any noticeable progress? How does he evade the same bureaucracy the other politicians always blame for not being able to do shit?

@lucyshow11 Linda Rondstadt for Christ’s sake!!

Throwback Thursday to some of the most beautiful female singers of the 80s! Who’s your favorite? 🔥

@Dr_Love2617 @vanillaopinions That’s not boomer statement, lol. Actually what the Gen Zs say when they leave their 1 year apartment lease in West Loop or Fulton. They say - ah we have a kid now so this is NOT A NEIGHBORHOOD to raise kids, lol. All true. Just accept it like you have your mediocrity in life.

@BossHook @vanillaopinions Shut up boomer

west loop has to be the most overrated chicago neighborhood

@MailmanJack65 @chibbqk1ng @X_bonecollector I was just laying waiting for someone to say “NOT VIENNA” so I could correct him to say original Chicago dog was a Berg. Berg had these jumbo dogs at all Chicago ball parks since the turn of 20th century!

@chibbqk1ng @BossHook @X_bonecollector I’m just messing with you, my friend. 😂 When you made your original post, you had to know that you, in particular, would get a certain kind of feedback. I’m guessing that’s part of the reason you made it. I appreciate you and your knowledge all things gastronomic.

Whoever said perfection can never be achieved, never had a Chicago dog.

@chibbqk1ng Looks great! Turano? I do miss Gonnella, my sister worked there and we got “day old” bread decades before Jimmy John’s offered it!

Skirt Steak Sandwich trial run: rubbed with ‘Greek Mafia’ seasoning and char grilled with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, giard, and a splash of Italian beef gravy in a nod to the Antonopoulos family of Mr. D’s. This is gonna be popular with the streets and sans guys and the suits.

@will_scarlett12 @cattleguy92 U.S. food market in no way whatsoever is “tilted toward imports” lol. What you may mean is that Kellogg, General Mills, Cargill, Archer Daniels, Tyson, Coke, Pepsi all still here filling shelves with garbage but also have companies outside of the U.S. Otherwise you are just wrong

@BossHook @cattleguy92 I call bullshit. The American consumer drives prices downward. US import policy for the last 40 years has tilted the market towards imports. Don’t blame big Ag

Well, I personally don’t think this is the answer folks. It’s a revolving door of sorts. -USDA announces that they’re going after packers - propaganda machine rolls - nothing happens - then we quietly import more beef in boxes and packers control price -they pay ranchers Less -Ranchers become unprofitable and cannot BUILD the herd!! We better focus on building domestic supply of healthy Beef that’s profitable and fair for consumers!🪓

@omgsidewalks It was called “between jobs” for me.

WHAT IS THE PHASE OF LIFE CALLED, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE ??

@rumiiihere Sleep research clinic with paid control group.

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

@wonder_city_ That one likely had a horse stable in back.

Love living in a town built before cars ruled the earth.

@busterchicago @TMORGANorderly But Trout is not a long term option. There’s already lots of rumbling this could be his final year.

@TMORGANorderly My concern is that we have no current or future CF’s that seem like long term options. The price for us seems too high on a Zyhir Hope or similar prospect, if LAA has a more reasonable ask for Trout I think the Sox should be all ears

No Sox game today so let’s be a little delusional: Trade Deadline looming and the Sox are 3 games back in the AL Central. Sox Get: Mike Trout Angels get: Caleb Bonemer, Christian Oppor, Jaden Fauske Who says no?

@will_scarlett12 @cattleguy92 Americans do care. It’s corporate AG that taught us not to care. We can get anything GMO in a box with colorful pictures on it. Corporate AG forced us away from farm to table.

@cattleguy92 As a farmer of over 50 years I have come to the sad realization that the American consumer doesn’t care where their food comes from, they just want it cheap 😢👨🏼‍🌾

@ColsonMuse Because it’s May and there are more than 120 games left. Jesus, Sox twitter is dumb.

Can someone explain to me why the White Sox have only played 1 series against a team in their division and 5 against West coast teams

@kay_dub_h @clerpatriot The yoga pants lip filler crowd ain’t doing shit to “take back” our country.

The only threat to the elements of democracy that we have here in our constitutional republic is that of Democrats. We are the people need to restore common sense and take back our country. #CommonSenseAmerica

@WillScott678382 @OttoBee3 @_NaziraAzzahra It’s clearly a sand slurry as Otto said. Just an efficient way to spread sand grout - which is exactly what you want to use between paver stone.

@OttoBee3 @_NaziraAzzahra Youd have ro use so much muriotic acid to clean the stone if it were cement or mortar lol concrete just isn't an option bc the aggregate wouldnt fit in the joints.

He only added extra water to the concrete mixture to extend the working time. This makes it more liquid and easier to spread to the joints....

@ESPN1000 I don’t know, this feels cringy. Many Mom Sox fans can tell you if a pitcher has his stuff that day as well as any guy!

Today's #WhiteSox📷 Twitter Poll On this Mother’s Day, which option best describes your baseball mom?

@MitchGordon_ @LeighGiangreco I’ve mostly figured this is about her wanting attention and being a spoiled Millenial. Real Chicagoans never bitch about this shit, it’s always a carpet bagger who comes from a podunk redneck local (yes Buffalo is NY redneck) who can’t appreciate the city for what it is.

@LeighGiangreco Then leave the house 10 minutes earlier and stop complaining. This is Chicago. You aren’t from here and it shows.

People saying “take an uber” 1. My tax dollars are ALREADY FUNDING A TRAIN THAT SHOULD WORK 2. So you want the roads in Chicago to be even MORE congested? 3. We should drive less, the world is on fire

@240front @LeighGiangreco I remember the days when Chicagoans didn’t whine like babies and we were called “the city that worked” and didn’t mind the Green Limousine. Entitled, spoiled Millennials like Leigh love to bitch and never are part of a solution.

@LeighGiangreco I remember the days when big gaps would mean the rail control center would send trains express to maintain spacing. Doesn't seem like that happens as much any longer.