BowTied Quietly Confident 🇺🇸

send in the yacineTM

@krugman87 😉

Friday before market close "WE'RE ALL ON STANDBY! THIS CLOSE TO A DEAL 🤏" Saturday: "no meetings happening. they can call us whenever they want"

me admiring the pepes before i steel dem

@goodalexander @gdb 😹

@gdb dont u already know man

what are you building with codex?

@CovfefeAnon "Wait, what do you mean, but I did have breakfast this morning"

This twitter classic "red button / blue button" [everyone who picks blue dies unless more than 50% do; everyone who picks red lives] question is cursed but we've learned a lot about people since it went around on the timeline the last time First to get this out of the way - there is zero actual reason to push blue - none - there is no "payoff to cooperation" being modeled since the payoff on offer - not dying - is the same for both choices. The only rational reason to pick blue is that you *hope* less than 50% of people pick blue so you can end your life and escape the person who is putting you in contrived hypotheticals for his own amusement With that out of the way - what we've learned in the 2 years since this hit the timeline the first time is that many, many people are simply next token predictors and when they see this example they say they will pick the "cooperative" choice (which isn't actually that!) We have also learned that when confronted with the stupidity of this position, they will simply costlessly double down and "argue" about it forever rather than admit error Really, the question is extremely revealing

@skooookum getting old

you are faced with a 100 different color buttons. you can press the buttons. what do you do?

@waitbutwhy claude:

@waitbutwhy gemini:

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@questionableway thats because youre retarded. Youre welcome

red is an unbelievably phenomenally disgustingly selfish decision and i do not have theory of mind for anyone who would choose it

the joke on the reds is that in real life, blue-pressers who are willing to expensively signal compassion and loyalty end up living in high trust communities while vice-signaling red-pressers die alone and mad screaming "but if everyone just"

@NAACP Are you guys paying to do racisms like the SPLC? Because I'll do so much racism for cash. Hit me up!

@tekbog incredible technology

insane how ahead japan is in technology

@JuanSanchez0x0 Ahhh that's what we like to see

$56.12 this X pay period. For posting conspiracy theories. Life is good.

@Alleyesonmela1 @ChadSlimeBased This was so cool like 35 years ago

The neet chuds uniting. @ChadSlimeBased

Nothing’s more frustrating than trying to explain to your left-leaning friends that their entire worldview is based on a series of well funded scams.

@theNOBSdentist @PantsToTravel so this is what its come to

@PantsToTravel Yeah it’s waiting for you at the dental office

I know this might come as a shock but not all pretty teeth are healthy, and not all ugly teeth are diseased. You have to do something called an exam

@theNOBSdentist let me guess, you provide such exams for a service? HOW CONVENIENT