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@GergelyOrosz Bring in a little person and see if the tall only loops get on their knees in deference

@GergelyOrosz I only make uninterrupted deep eye contact with female interviewers. I also get their business card for evening followup. Favorite pastries arrive in the am

@Chubbicorn219 @yvtweets Are assets just tiny asses?

This is how it works. I am the asset owner, you are the wage earner, Timmy is the poor. Timmy and I vote to give a portion of your wage to Timmy. Timmy buys food in my store. Now Timmy has food, i have your money, and you have work tomorrow

@aginnt DIY sextoys solve 90% of this

Ships waiting to dock because of China’s insane COVID strategy. This is intentional.

@xychelsea The suicidehotline is already overwhelmed

for those of you who are just catching up: if you are able to afford it, and if it is safe for you to do so, you should consider arming yourselves, then finding others to train with in teams and learn how to defend your community—we may need these skills in the very near future

@FinDeNom take 2 fatty

Now...hear me out guys....I reckon I could build this in a month for 1-2k and sail to the US from England and document it. Thoughts?

@lordmiles Happened toe. I picked up ticks

It sounds dumb but genuinely nothing I do is scary anymore, it's not a weird brag but a genuine issue I need resolving, I'm too numb for some reason. When I got shelled with ukranian special forces they asked why I was so calm, same with many things. Its like I'm watching a movie

So iis this sims for birds app? How build nest? Already seen many worms 🤮 in DMs

@0xgodking Takeaway MS is a far better employer than FB

@lordmiles You might want to leave this offline

I ask the Taliban if they are willing to sell some of their military vehicles to Ukraine to help in their war? I have a contact in the ukranian gov who is interested in making a legal deal. Taliban gain money, Ukraine gain defensive vehicles. Thankyou

@BrittanyVenti tfw no hammerhead sloth gf to make flipper babies with

I like how I was called a hammerhead sloth bitch only for these same features to be worshipped years later

@bf_crane Need one for Oregon

Here’s a map I made on why Washington is a profoundly cursed state.

@Doonvorcannon I like to use em like jungle gyms

@lordmiles Load up on Night Vision

I rocked up to a group of Taliban today and struck up a conversation, turns out I can buy the US army military equipment. RPG is $400, PKM is $500 and nightvision goggles is $300ish. Im going to the market tomorrow, could become a good legal business to export

@DrEliDavid 💀

@DrEliDavid 83

Masked, shielded, and quadruple-vaxxed congresswoman Maxine Waters just tested positive for covid 🤡

@NotWoofers We printed more money for Ukraine. Vote D in Nov

@borderlessworld @PeteMuttio Army surplus stores

@PeteMuttio Alternative to A&F ?

Abercrombie & Fitch Then and now:

@_RobertSchultz You probably have genes better off extinguished

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me