Sir’Brandon Bengtson

@yemmyneutron Wow nice find Burkus

🚨BREAKING 🚨 I’d like to be the first to report that Texas playing Ohio state is the first time a team has ended and started a season playing the same team in college football history #ThisJustIn (I honestly don’t know if this is true.)

The Savannah Bananas are peaking at the right time

@jhawk1ns @bwwinter10 My brother in law, young William Rand, only 1 back of @bwwinter10. #stalking #watchout

On the bag for @bwwinter10 today. Starting T10, called the company told them to pack up the house because it’s #movingday. Maudie’s breakfast to talk over the gameplan, 12:04 we attack.

@jhawk1ns Birdie on the first can sometimes go downhill fast, looks like you’ve weathered the storm. #75

-1 playing with the BIL. Score predictions in the comments 🎯

When should the Texas vs Texas A&M game be played? Don’t be afraid to sound off in the comments ⬇️ #PollFridays

For transparency, I wear shorts everytime, gotta be comfy #PollFridays

Do you wear shorts on the plane?

@jerrylasagna 🧀>🥑

Are you a Republican? Are you a Democrat? No, are you guac or queso at Tex Mex restaurants??

That’s a hold!

We should’ve won by 30 and we should’ve lost. See y’all in Dallas #Horns #SurviveAndAdvance

@BMay_OJ The On3 chain 👀

First surrender cobra of the year and it’s from an Aggy corps member #goldendomers #GuinnessDraft

@el_Pipo_ Figure it out stripes

Ref was blind

@BMay_OJ @jhawk1ns @jerrylasagna @McConaughey @KamalaHarris Tough optics

Vibe check @jhawk1ns @jerrylasagna @BrandonBengtso1 @McConaughey @KamalaHarris

Uber driver is from Ivory Coast 🇨🇮. Hit him with a Didier Drogba reference. We’re now best friends. #FIFA #GrowTheGame

Just found out Texas was +7 in the ‘05 natty. Imagine cashing a +240 banger with the fellas after witnessing a ship in LA

Pajarito baby! 1 under today they 14

@RobertSjoberg2 Nothing wrong with a little swing juice

Pre-round Gil’s going down smoothly; team chemistry is palpable