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Thank you thank you thank you

@Chilis Chilis on 45th & Lamar > The French Laundry

@jerrylasagna just one? 😋

I’d like to nominate this for CPOTY (cheese pull of the year) @Chilis thanks for an incredible evening at 45th & Lamar

Type shit

Justin Tucker is awfully quiet

Nico Harrison will finally be off my team

#HookEm @TheGuru

It’s almost that time of year

Replies should be nice here right?

Stephen A pulled up to the unction

@EMF_13 @NickHarrisFWST Anthony Davis all over again

New Cowboys DT Kenny Clark is getting the Jerry PJ treatment this morning

@JaredSandler Cowboys get 2 firsts which will be 20th+ picks on the first round & a guy who just had the worst year of his career Packers get one of the best players in the league

After thinking about it for a sec, skewer me all you want but if I were a Cowboys fan (I'm a Packers fan), I wouldn't hate this deal. Micah is a HOF talent but is a distraction. Maybe GB is a better fit. DAL gets $ flex, 2 1sts, & a stud up the middle who adds leadership.

Best GM’s in sports!

Why do all my teams hate me

@BrandonBengtso1 Per sources: it’s true

🚨BREAKING 🚨 I’d like to be the first to report that Texas playing Ohio state is the first time a team has ended and started a season playing the same team in college football history #ThisJustIn (I honestly don’t know if this is true.)

@BMay_OJ Wish we could be so lucky 🥀

I get one of these texts about once a month

A Monday night football logo tattoo is crazy

Who’s got it worse than me

@BMay_OJ Or if you get beans and they don’t shake the bean juice out

Nothing ruins a meal like when the Chipotle rice is too hard