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Brandon Brendel
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Brandon Brendel
@BrandonBrendel
Actor, movie lover, personal trainer, dad, metal head, board game nerd, St. Louis Cardinals and Blues fan(can MLS suck me in?), bookworm and craft beer drinker.
St. Louis, MO Katılım Kasım 2009
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@SS_strength to lift weights without having physiques that look like they lift weights
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@DrBrianKeating @NASASolarSystem It’s The Great Corona Holio
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@emuvee @crazyclipsonly Their mom is in the kitchen cooking meatloaf and their dad is dropping off a package at the post office.
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#MondayPunday Time
Drop a one-liner or pun for a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 player on your fantasy football team below...

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@Kelly412229091 @RifeTechnology @MariafromViera @Alphafox78 It’s liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
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@MariafromViera @RifeTechnology @Alphafox78 Today at a kid’s birthday party I went from a hard seltzer to a few margaritas with a tequila shot in between, to Budweiser to Yuengling. Nothing is real anymore.
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@RifeTechnology @Alphafox78 People I rode shuttle with were on plane with her. Said she was drinking at bar for awhile and was changing up drink every time she ordered one.
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@MsDoeLovingLife @realstewpeters Let me introduce you to this thing called a barbell.
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@wjrussell1104 @isabellarileyus If my butthole was on there you’d still be at five.
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@KingKileo @ElijahSchaffer Yes, there is no need to get physical with the shoplifters. The pink haired lady is right to say she was assaulted
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Drinking a Blueberry Boyfriend by @Prairieales @ Public School House — untp.beer/s/c1246483093
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I like! - Drinking an 420 Imperial IPA by @SweetWaterBrew @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1245821061
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@BrentFeher @michaelmalice He blocked me a long time ago too, and I never knew why, lol.
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