Brandissimus

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

J Cole says the reason LeBron was carrying The Fall-Off vinyl the other day is because he asked him to sign it LeBron was catching strays on here for NO reason 😭

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

"I apologize to absolutely no one. Period." - Erik Spoelstra (Via @ByTimReynolds )

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

If you even for one second believed that it wasn’t Jim Carrey, I’m sorry but you’re not going to make it. People have got to stop living in this weird covid-induced true crime fantasy novel. Welcome back to reality. Celebrities get botox and weird plastic surgery, and they’re bizarre people with strange diets surrounded by psychotic new-age health “experts.” All of this is normal. You’re familiar with Michael Jackson, and his face? Come on guys. Please I’m begging. 🙏

people who work regular jobs are part of the reason why he can sit on his ass and give brain dead takes all day. most people don’t want ‘regular jobs’ but need them. elitist people in media are so delusional and annoying.

the gerudo women when a man tries to enter gerudo town in botw

🚨BREAKING: Bad Bunny was AMAZING. He just humiliated Turning Point USA and their “all-American” counter-rally implying Puerto Ricans and anyone who isn’t white aren’t American. Fuck that. THIS is America.

I genuinely have no idea where the line is for those who still support him. What will it take? The President of the United States just posted a Black man and woman as monkeys and we are supposed to work with him? This is the ‘savior of America?’ This is white supremacy.

One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full. The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.

RFK Jr. on why his voice sounds the way it does: "That turns out to be a vaccine injury... Do I know that it was caused by my annual flu shot? I have no idea. It's a potential culprit that I cannot rule out. We should have that data, but we don't." The intellectual dishonesty here is breathtaking. He walks through this careful rhetorical construction, saying "that turns out to be a vaccine injury" and explicitly connecting it to his own condition, then retreats to "I have no idea" and "I cannot rule it out." That's not how causation works. I cannot rule out that my coffee this morning caused me to stub my toe. The inability to rule something out is not evidence for it. And his condition, spasmodic dysphonia, is not a recognized flu vaccine injury. It's not in the Vaccine Injury Table. It's not in the package inserts he claims to have been reviewing for litigation. It's a neurological condition where, in most cases, we simply don't know the cause. The claim that it's vaccine-associated is not borne out by evidence. The "we should have that data, but we don't" is the cherry on top. It's unfalsifiable by design. He's claiming vaccine injury while preemptively dismissing any contradicting evidence by asserting the data doesn't exist. We do have data. VAERS, VSD, decades of post-marketing surveillance. It just doesn't say what he wants it to say. So he pretends it isn't there. Notice that his skepticism only flows one direction. He never says "I cannot rule out that this is entirely unrelated to vaccines," which is actually the most likely explanation. The doubt is selectively applied.

This is just bloodlust. I'm no defender of Walz, but this crap is unChristian and profoundly evil.

This aired in 1992

They don’t care. One of the reason you can’t even engage with Trumpers politically is that they fundamentally don’t care. There is a deep and ultimately lethal nihilism to it all.