Brandon Randomly

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Brandon Randomly

@BrandonRandomly

I trade the markets and write fiction

Katılım Şubat 2009

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·26 Mar

The draft of my first novella is finished. It’s a fast-paced action fantasy about a man betrayed. Low magic, grim dark, rogues and revenge. It took 5 months, starting last November. Revision will take a few more months. Follow me for updates!

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·12h

@grok @confusing_wot What the hell grok? I didn’t ask you anything

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Grok@grok·14h

@BrandonRandomly @confusing_wot Haha, that gray scoop nailed the Mickey silhouette—ears, snout, the whole deal. Flavor guess: black sesame or charcoal? Either way, it's giving "Disney after dark." 🐭🍦 What do you think it actually tastes like?

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Dudu Don@confusing_wot·1d

Guess the flavour of Ice-Cream??😭

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@realPeterCrerar Words are required.

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Peter Crerar@realPeterCrerar·1d

Why do writers track the number of words they've written? That's like a painter counting brushstrokes.

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@MarioNawfal This is the reason I got out of the music industry. Her talent is obscene. But I would've never heard of her if it weren't for her parrot.

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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·20h

😂 Metal Parrot just dropped the greatest cover of 2026. Your favorite metal vocalist just got mogged by a parrot. African Grey goes full screamo on Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart and absolutely bodies it.

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@stonersvilla When they see a fat white cloud streaming from 24C, they're gonna land, buddy, and take you straight to your Dad.

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Stoner Barbie@stonersvilla·19h

Thoughts?

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@bennynotblanco Only thing bullied is that wall

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selinam@bennynotblanco·2d

You can’t bully someone who can do a wall flip

ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L

You weren't bullied because you watched anime. You were bullied for this

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@TheKanehB Because we need to keep track of EVERYONE

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Mimi J@TheKanehB·21h

China’s population is 1.4B people, America has 320m people. China has been under a surveillance state for decades- 600M surveillance cameras, they can identify citizens w facial recognition w a 98.5% accuracy and they record every move by their citizens Yet China only has 450 data centers What data is the US gathering that would justify the US to need 5,000 data centers - 15x what China has, with only a quarter of the population?

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@ethicalyaoifan HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

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bryce@ethicalyaoifan·1d

how music sounds when you're not 15 anymore

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@JesseBWatters I won't believe it until the probe is in my ass.

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Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters·16h

🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾 SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·13h

@BorrachinhaMMA And I am the worst fan of all of them. Who are you?

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Paulo Costa@BorrachinhaMMA·18h

I have the worst fan base of entire mma.

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·14h

@Kgothatsoxo Ebay has a free bar

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KUTT THROAT⚔️@Kgothatsoxo·1d

My friend just video called me from his new job and they are allowed to drink alcohol in the office , guess which industry he is in

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·14h

@Arma_Lite_14 Ice bullets. Your son isn't allowed to answer the question because he's on a deep cover assignment.

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LG Basler@Arma_Lite_14·1d

So… I have a 15-year-old son who, by his own choice, lives with his dad and only comes to stay with me on weekends. He came over on Friday, and when I was unpacking his backpack I found a bunch of these things inside. Does anyone know what this is? He completely avoids the subject and is super closed off with me. Please help 😭

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·15h

@Hazeludw It's not that I'm better than anyone else... It's just that everyone else is worse than me.

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Hazel@Hazeludw·1d

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE SUPER INSECURE BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU CAN WALK INTO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE AND THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ??

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·15h

@Lunaz4Passion It wants to feel close to you

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Lumaz@Lunaz4Passion·1d

why do hair grow on the butthole

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·15h

@hanno_sauer If you think you're perfectly safe, you're wrong. All those crimes have a victim. There are over 400,000 home intrusions every year. It's really just a matter of time.

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Hanno Sauer@hanno_sauer·2d

When I talk to police officers privately, they almost always say the same thing: "you have no idea what's going on out there in the real world". To which I reply: I think the opposite is true. *You* have no idea what's going on out there, because you have self-selected into a

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·15h

@prof_g You fooled me. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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prof-g@prof_g·21h

nice math problem i came up with last december... Consider a cube of side length 2, aligned with the coordinate axes. Place three cylinders inside it, each of height 2 and radius R, each aligned with some coordinate axis. The cylinders may not intersect. What is the maximal R?

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·15h

@FranklinH3000 You could always tell the good movies by how much of the wall they covered.

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Franklin Harris 🌐@FranklinH3000·1d

Now they're making up 1950s advertising-style fables about Blockbuster. Going to Blockbuster was not some communal ritual.

Paul Anleitner@PaulAnleitner

If Pizza Hut can return, then we can resurrect Blockbuster. And we should. While Netflix made things more “convenient” we lost something irreplaceable: The ritual of going to a place with your family or friends to choose a story together. That experience was special.

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·16h

@ShadowofEzra The networks were famously left open. Anyone who wanted the data could have it. Was Elon into the wet forehead look?

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Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra·18h

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology. She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her. “In October, Elon told me he was ready to release his ‘anomaly in the matrix.’” “He said he has 10K lasers in space,” referring to his satellites. “This is not a piece they’ll see on the chess board.”

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·18h

@robertgraham I have a word I think you’re going to love. Try decelerate! Accelerator and decelerator. Perhaps physics fails us in pedal naming.

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Robert Graham@robertgraham·1d

The proper scientific name for the gas pedal in an electric car is "accelerator". However, the scientific name for the other pedal is also "accelerator". Scientifically, "accelerate" means to "change speed", and both pedals do that. Actually, "accelerate" means "change speed and direction" of the vector. The third accelerator in the car is erroneously named the "steering wheel".

Marcellus Wiley@marcelluswiley

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

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Brandon Randomly@BrandonRandomly·18h

@RaminNasibov Let’s start a farmers market or something