Brandon Randomly

The draft of my first novella is finished. It’s a fast-paced action fantasy about a man betrayed. Low magic, grim dark, rogues and revenge. It took 5 months, starting last November. Revision will take a few more months. Follow me for updates!

@edsocra Collect resources and organize them. Fight entropy.

@BrandonRandomly Same! And I think that purpose is to live, reproduce, adapt, and evolve.

What it's like being married to a 160+ IQ person: Sipping coffee and checking on our plants in the garden (our normal routine)... Mike: "Oh, I figured out how plants grow." Proceeds to give the best explanation ever, something I'd never heard or thought about in my life, even as a plant lover. His brain is always working and discovering new things, not just about coding and software, but about everything around him. He calls it First Principles thinking. He is amazing at ignoring all assumptions and conventions.

@Bunny_ngl Cram that pepper in life’s eyes and demand to see life’s manager.

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it . So what if life gives you pepper ?

@catturd2 It’s a way to steal content and reupload it under the guise of reacting.

I love funny videos, but is there anything more annoying than a funny video someone has split screened and it shows them laughing on half the screen way harder than the video is funny?

@xmuse_ Baby birds, or graboids from tremors?

A decadent sensory symphony by French master chef Éric Fréchon. Roasted figs with blackcurrant and speculoos ice cream goodness.

@BookPage617058 @tendollardanny Where are you from?

@BrandonRandomly @tendollardanny Okay, I'm a beta reader and editor. I wish to give you honest feedback on what you have written.

i don’t know who needs to hear this. you need to solve everything now. right now. you are running out of time

we should seriously think about excavating the continental shelf to relocate japan to just off the east coast of the united states. i think our friendship as nations would grow and be very beautiful

Having a pepino melon is great if you want a sweet cucumber that tastes a little bit like a hotel swimming pool.

@ellelledeell @Andrewnsnyder People debate about what he could mean. But between us, we’ve pretty much exhausted it.

@BrandonRandomly @Andrewnsnyder No - Tolkien was a good writer; he knew how to make myth

I will judge you based on your opinion of this man.

@lovefreedom_is @ThrillaRilla369 Sure, I like writing action

@BrandonRandomly @ThrillaRilla369 then turn it into a novel?

People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in?

@ellelledeell @Andrewnsnyder Sadly nothing more than that. A nonsensical reference to the real world in an otherwise perfectly crafted fictional universe. A little chaos in order.

@BrandonRandomly @Andrewnsnyder Tom was based on a doll one of his kids used to have

@MemoryMedieval He was good to my boy Robin

I will judge you based on your opinion of this man

@PeachProof23 How did she know its shoe size?

I officially have a leg up on my home decor. 😉👠 ​Is this a masterpiece or have I finally lost it? Honestly, I can't decide if it belongs in the bedroom or the living room... help me out in the replies! 👇🔥

@gotrice2024 But what's the strategy here? Do people follow just to watch someone swing bags outside of a store?

This influencer is faking it until she makes it. Today on her social media she’s showing all of her followers her lavish shopping spree she partakes in weekly. The problem is she can’t afford it, so she goes and gets the paper bags from designer stores she finds in the trash and from friends and films herself walking out of the store holding all these bags like she just bought out the store. While these people will do anything to look like they have the lifestyle of the one percent we see we can’t trust our eyes when it comes to the web, should they be called out for behavior like this?

@JesterJum Then 3, 5, 7, and 8 could team up too. No teaming up unless conquered first.

Realistically, Groups 4 and 6 team up since we align on the most important items and then we proceed to wipe the floor with the rest of the country. Am I wrong?

@BookPage617058 @tendollardanny Started revising today. There's definitely some work to be done.

@BrandonRandomly @tendollardanny Wow, that's good. What is your next stage now?

@greg16676935420 3cDonalds

Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”

@HowThingsWork_ It's like a carpet made out of chickens.

Quiz time! Can you guess what is being made here? 🤔