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@HackJanson23 @MTGSecretLair They're certainly not allergic to printing the same card over and over. Sometimes back to back. Didn't we just get a Time Stretch with the last drop (that they still haven't shipped out yet)? 💀

@MTGSecretLair Yall are allergic to putting value into these lairs lol

Is today Feline Friday or Felix Friday? If you’ve got cats on your mind, don’t miss this drop on June 15, 2026.

@MTGSecretLair Oh we're gonna miss it alright.

@cantuitt @mask_bastard @shinobi602 A game that just released, and has sparked a lot of discourse online, and is still being actively talked about online, is rent free in someone's mind on Twitter? Woah 🤯

@mask_bastard @shinobi602 Rent free

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@Muppet_Paster @MTGSecretLair Nah, this has happened so many times and morons keep buying anyway. They're gonna be just fine, unfortunately.

@MTGSecretLair Y'all about to get boycotted hard for this botch job.

Is that the pitter patter of little goblin feet? Goblin Storm is here, limited to one per customer. Harness a flurry of chaotic spell-slinging momentum to create the perfect storm. Now available at the link below, limited to one per customer. ⚔️secretlair.wizards.com

@Reifu_ @MTGSecretLair Same. I think a lot of people would rather have delays over broken queues and limited quantities. But of course, Wizards is going to ignore us as they always to 🫩

@BrassCandy @MTGSecretLair Actually worthless company. I'd rather have product delays than to lose out to scalpers and bots. I actually wanted the deck to PLAY WITH. It's a reprehensible policy Wizards has undertaken. Greed trumps all, right? Daddy Hasbro has to make that quick buck.

@BobO300k @MTGSecretLair On the bright side, you just saved $150+ dollars

@MTGSecretLair I wanted this so bad. This is all I wanted all year. Extremely disappointed in WotC for doing this to us. From the leaks to sending them out with the Dan Dan decks. Fuck I’m so angry right now

@Reifu_ @MTGSecretLair Isn't it crazy that they cited complaints over wait times when they switched to the limited print runs, but now that the complaints have increased tenfold and people are STILL waiting for past limited run drops, they aren't making any changes? 😂

@MTGSecretLair Absolutely unbelievable. You are a shameful company. We've waited hours in a queue to get nothing. Go fuck yourselves Wizards. This shit is completely unacceptable.

@Robrono @MTGSecretLair Now you can join the rest of us hating on SLD for the love of the game. Didn't even bother with this one, and haven't for a long time 💀

@MTGSecretLair Wasted my damn lunch break waiting for this just for it to be sold out.

@CommanderCarbie @MTGSecretLair Because they only listen to complaints when the "fix" helps them and not the consumer. 😔

@MTGSecretLair Why not return to the old method of print to order? You'd solve so many problems this way and we wouldn't have hours of wait time fighting bots. Print to order is the BANE of scalpers' existence because there is no artificially made shortage.

@GR33NGUYZ @gbnithk867p9 @ComandScallywag @MTGSecretLair It's bait. Pay it no mind.

@gbnithk867p9 @ComandScallywag @MTGSecretLair Why?

A message from the Goblin Engineers of Secret Lair:

@davidmdraiman Didn't she beat the shit out of you while you were recording music?

Wishing the happiest of #mother’s day’s to all the amazing mothers out there!

@davidmdraiman Hey man, just curious. How does Netanyahu's peen feel when you get it deep inside your bunghole?

There is unfortunately no lie about Israeli Jews that’s too grandiose, too ridiculous, or too insane for the #FreePalestine - Jew hating crowd. These lies travel the world, stir up anti Jew bloodlust, and lead to real world attacks against Jews in the diaspora. There needs to be accountability and there need to be consequences when “journalists” spew this kind of absolute garbage.

@MrSoggyRamen @Boone_Tang @MTGSecretLair My brother in Christ, it's on their website 💀

@Boone_Tang @MTGSecretLair "Sounds fun"? You don't even know how it plays.

It's been 28 years, and the word is finally out! Mood Swings is coming soon exclusively through Secret Lair. Available June 1st.

@MTGSecretLair "exclusively through Secret Lair" 🚩🚩🚩

The test will begin once you turn over the card on your desk. Fingers crossed you studied enough because the Superdrop is live now!

@MrSoggyRamen @MTGSecretLair

@MTGSecretLair Me seeing all the whiners in the chat complaining about not getting the box, when I was able to secure 10 to mark up and resale.

Step right up—Festival in a Box is available now. With Mystery Booster 2, the Viva Las Rakdos Secret Lair drop, and more inside, the MagicCon spotlight doesn’t stop at the stage.

@MTGSecretLair A functioning website

Hypothetically, if there was something you saw recently, what do you think you saw? Wrong answers only.

@ferro_man @literallyinept @Hey_Its_Mike @MTGSecretLair Those are the exceptions and not the norm now. To Wizards, a broken and exploitable queue system, scalpers, and a website that craps itself with every new major release are better than the increased wait times they claimed to make the SLD changes for. 🫩

@literallyinept @BrassCandy @Hey_Its_Mike @MTGSecretLair They charity secret lairs are PTD, like the play-doh one

The Secret Lair Dandân Deck has surfaced. This fan-favorite format is now a fully playable two-player deck built around one unforgettable blue Fish, featuring brand-new Dandân art, from Kelogsloops, for the first time since 2006. Available now through the Chaos Vault 🐟

@literallyinept @ferro_man @Hey_Its_Mike @MTGSecretLair You can accept the changes and the increased releases all you want. More power to you. But as I said, people are allowed to be upset if they perceive said changes as a bad thing.

@BrassCandy @ferro_man @Hey_Its_Mike @MTGSecretLair You're focusing on the micro, not the macro. They've adjusted print runs across the board for all their products. Best example of this are CBs. There's no PTD anywhere in MTG in 2026. It's a moot argument. SLs come out like every month. It's impossible to PTD.