carl the hedgehog 2 (parody)

@itouchdeadpool No one ever goes as a team. You got DPS’ thinking they’re invincible and blame healers instead of themselves

why is playing defend in quick match almost always a loss

@CocaCola so tired of seeing that god damn coke ad before my movies at AMC. Fuck yall

@thenoisechap @muheediva01 Why you pressed about this lmao

Why must a job application know your home address...... why do they need this before hiring someone

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

Republicans: Retard! You're gay! Fuck you! Fuck them! Fucking cat ladies! Fuck woke! Fucking ugly feminists! Fuck your feelings! Democrat: Stephen Miller is fucking ugly. Republicans: OMG WHERE ARE MY SMELLING SALTS I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED OH LOOK AT MY DELICATE LITTLE HEART!

First look at Woody's big ass beer belly in ‘TOY STORY 5’.

It must be crazy seeing Batman in a completely gold suit while you’re homeless as fuck in Gotham

Caffeine? Fuck yes Nicotine? Sure Alcohol? Yes Gambling? Yes Full sugar soda? Never.

when i fuck up my ult in front of everyone

@PSSMKR Not sure if you missed the memo but all dogs go to heaven

I understand it now. Terror killed himself so he could hump Homelander in hell ✍️🔥✍️🔥

@FuxwitLim This was on Twitter like 4 days ago bro

Facebook deadly 😭💀

@mask_bastard @shinobi602 Rent free

@shinobi602 Just not as good as mixtape according to the journalists. Was there not enough music?

LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight | Reviews 10 - CGM 10 - Screen Rant 10 - GAMINGbible 9 - ScreenHub 9 - Shacknews 9 - GamingBolt 9 - Dualshockers 8.5 - XGN 8.5 - PSX Brasil 8.5 - Press Start 8 - IGN 8 - VGC 8 - Metro 8 - Gameliner 8 - TheGamer 8 - Eurogamer MC: 84 OC: 84

Perfect he’s making progress in the gym, now wake him up with a sore throat

@NateTheHate2 bro please if you have anything…what’s the status of the jet set radio reboot?

@_ArtLike @PlayStation Mixtape living rent free in yalls heads

@PlayStation What?! Not MixTape?!? But…but…it’s a 10! 😂

Pragmata hacks and blasts its way to victory to become April's Players' Choice winner: play.st/4uLj32X

Was 6000 in line for Olivia Chicago tickets and everything is already sold out for both dates. On my knees crying at work rn

@krassenstein Wild not putting Tesla on this list lmfao

IMPORTANT! I'm calling for the following boycott of all products and services related to these companies: Delta Air Lines — Donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. X - Elon Musk owns it. Microsoft - Founder Bill Gates was friends with Epstein. Amazon — Listed among companies rolling back DEI efforts and also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Walmart — Pulled back on DEI programs and was listed among major companies retreating from diversity initiatives. Boeing — STOP FLYING! Donated to Trump’s inaugural fund, despite Trump’s agenda being deeply opposed by many liberals. Ford — Scaled back DEI policies and stopped participating in the Human Rights Campaign’s Corporate Equality Index, a major LGBTQ+ workplace-equality benchmark. General Motors — Donated to Trump’s 2025 inaugural fund, alongside Ford, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, Boeing, Hyundai, Stellantis, Delta, and others. Target — Ended or scaled back several DEI initiatives, including changes around supplier diversity, after conservative pressure and Trump’s anti-DEI push. McDonald’s — Scaled back DEI initiatives and was named among major U.S. companies retreating from diversity programs. Meta — Confirmed it was scaling back DEI programs; also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Google / Alphabet — Listed by Reuters among major companies that dropped or considered altering DEI policies after Trump’s executive order; Alphabet also donated to Trump’s inaugural fund. Lowe’s — Named by AP among prominent companies pulling back on DEI initiatives. Hyundai — Its U.S. unit donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. Stellantis — Donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural fund. AT&T — Said it would end DEI programs in connection with seeking FCC approval for a spectrum-license acquisition. T-Mobile — Also moved to terminate DEI efforts while seeking federal approval for telecom deals. Verizon — Secured approval for its Frontier acquisition after agreeing to dismantle its DEI program. Also please smash all your smartphones as they are made using child labor, burn most of your clothes and destroy your sneakers as they are mostly made in sweat shops. Whie you are at it please also stop breathing oxygen as it's shared with many of the CEOs of the companies liosted above. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

@esjesjesj The graphic is absolutely untrue- the 93-100 was def a thing before

That's not true lmao

If you send me a “Hey” message on Slack or teams, best believe I will be ignoring that message until then rest of the message is sent

@TheBoysTV @RegalMovies No amc?

In two weeks, we’re going out with a bang. Literally, because ya might vibrate watchin’ the series finale in 4DX. Get yer mitts on a seat with the purchase of a concession voucher, which is good towards sweets or soda the day of. See ya May 19 at 9:30 p.m. bit.ly/TheBoys4DX