LowBudgetBreakdown

Fuck changing your pinned tweet, burn your account and start over.

BULLSHIT "Blah blah blah: the lack of small talk is breaking our brains" twitter.com/i/events/13856…

Maybe it’s Maybelline, maybe she’s a whore.

If you didn’t have outdoor sex, was it even Earth Day?

@cheryl_marlin If I wear the top hat and carry the walking stick without them I just look stupid so

I'll wear spats to the beach idgaf

Today is a good day to get drunk and pass out on someone’s lawn.

Guess what. We're all part of the problem.

Help make it happen for NewMusicNation igg.me/p/newmusicnati… #indiegogo via @indiegogo

White Claw is just finishing the war that Zima started.

You should conduct yourself like John Quinones is hiding in the shrubbery.

Sound familiar?

"Hey Ed, why aren't you on Cameo?" People always ask me. I am! Sort of... for the next 8 days you can get a custom video greeting card from me to you or a message to somebody else (within reason) indiegogo.com/projects/newmu… Plus you'll be helping NewMusicNation.Ca launch!

@CelluloidHoax Anything's possible, I learned that from Reading Rainbow

Maybe it’s Maybelline, maybe it’s 25 filters.

@Wh0v1an_4_L1fe @TheMadKing20 I'm gonna throw out some marbles or sumthin idk yet

@BreakdownLow @TheMadKing20 Not a chance.

What if LeVar Burton totally flubs the Jeopardy opportunity, the thought never even crossed your mind, did it. You're welcome.

@vlowgoes @themicheniche Yes they were

The go go’s were actually pretty fuckin’ rad.

Eye for an eye, a boop for a boop