Matty Boom Batty

The music is always going to matter.

I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.

the fuck did i do ????

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Friday feels like I should be chugging beer at a baseball game

I’m sorry that you suck… have you tried not sucking? ~me as a therapist

Meatball is a great name for a meatball

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign

It’s been a long week. I deserve some neighbor sex.

I got distracted by the trees again.

I open the sunroof mostly so that trees can hear my songs too.

Subtle reminder: You're never too old, and its not too late

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

ive never even been to arizona lol

Love when a client discovers ChatGPT and suddenly the person who used “flustrated” in an email is citing statutes with ease

A boy becomes a man when he unsubscribes from Joe Rogan’s podcast.

Remember when this place was full of funny everyday people making it through the week and their funny thoughts and not a bunch of slippery fake fucks trying to make you click on their dumb shit so they can make a buck. Good times. Like and subscribe.

The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.