Jimbo OPKS-Brutal American

@AntiWokeMemes $13. I tip 20% but zero on sales tax.

Be completely honest here 👇

@QuintonLucasKC2 @ljordann9 I know it doesn’t happen that often but in this one instance, he’s right.

@BreedJim @ljordann9 An ordinance from Quinton Lucas will definitely ensure parents give them training and oversight, that's how he fixed the murder and crime problems. 😏

Daddy Quinton is going to come for your ebikes now. Behave or you'll only be allowed to walk or use transit.

I’m an engineer so I’m just spitballing here. What if it were all Cyrus McCormick (interchangeable parts and the reaper); Frederick W. Taylor (scientific management of production); and Norman Borlaug (agricultural improvements). Couple this with reduced infant mortality and we don’t need as many people as we once did.

I took the first chart on fertility rate and then asked the following: “Run a Monte Carlo simulation where you overlay various economic indicators on this chart of fertility. For example, GDP, GINI, cost of housing, middle class income growth etc. find the economic indicator that has the highest correlation to the chart provided. There may be a lag effect where the chart is the byproduct of some economic event so consider this lag in your correlation analysis.” Result: the strongest match was not GDP, Gini, or housing alone. It was a derived “middle-class squeeze” indicator: real GDP per capita ÷ real median household income, with the indicator leading fertility by 10 years. The correlation was r = -0.853 over the 1994–2024 fertility window. Interpreted plainly: when output per person rose faster than median household income, fertility tended to be lower roughly a decade later.

@AntiLeftMemes Absolutely! JDV would kick his ass.

Do you think Democrat Pete Buttigieg would make a great Presidential candidate in 2028? A. YES B. NO

I read everywhere about the 'hard right' This the term used to describe people who are Islamosceptic - that is, people who are doubtful about the merits of a religion that demands child marriage, the beating of women, and death to all who oppose it Perhaps 'sensible right' would be a better description

@MitchHorowitz Congratulations!

Graduation Day 🩶

@ShawnBuell79 So Nate is saying that we should pass the SAVE act?

No.

@longmiresshadow @hissgoescobra John has never managed a federal program. I know someone real well who managed Children and Families programs in IA and NE for the US. Follow the rules or no checks. Sameasiteverwas!

@hissgoescobra It is not illegal if California is failing to meet conditions of the Federal Government auditing procedures. It is illegal for California to receive reimbursement without following law.

This is completely illegal. You can’t deny an entire state Medicaid reimbursement. There are specific procedures when there’s an issue with an individual person’s claim. This will get shot down in court immediately. JD Vance is a dictator wanna-be without the charisma.

@IMAO_ Sounds like my $TSLA stock purchase. Heck yes I push.

There's a button. If you push it, you get one thousand dollars... but someone you don't know gets one billion dollars. Would you press it?

@yowattenbarger1 That is a problem.

@BreedJim That is awesome! I should probably get new feeders but a couple years ago I got rid of mine. The bird shit got out of control. 🤣 I guess I will have to figure out a place to put them where I won’t care about where they shit!

Indigo bunting

@LincolnSquareHQ Her Mom should have given her ‘the talk’ like Black kids get. Just do what the officer says. Yes officer. Thanks officer. She thought her ‘white privilège’ would protect her.

Happy Mother’s Day to Renée Good. Today, we honor her memory, her courage, & the ultimate sacrifice she made. She should be here with her babies today, but her legacy lives on in the people she loved, the lives she touched, & the continued fight for a more compassionate & just world. 💐

@kausmickey When this commercial says they haven’t coordinated with any other campaign, I believe them.

This self-own is the best the Bass Blob can do?

The Orioles are here.

@SethAbramson So NOW liberals are all concerned about the acquisition process.

This paint job—if you can call it that—is costing you $7 million, America, because Trump gave a no-bid contract to a pal This would have been Exhibit A of the sort of shit DOGE was actually *supposed* to be looking for when it was instead cutting lifesaving scientific research

Don’t hold your breath.

@wil_da_beast630 Hear me roar. My junk is too big to ignore. And all my claims are nothing but pretend.

I am a woman.

@EricMertz_KC Witnesses also said the deputy stood over the body and said, ‘this is MAGA country.’

Oh God, not again...

@Crypsis12 @ComfortablySmug I’ll bet she has Ozempic burps and farts.

Yes but, Katie...We're laughing at, not with you. @ComfortablySmug