Brett Vincent

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@colinmochrie ❤️❤️❤️

So sorry to hear about the passing of Tony Slattery. Outrageous, dangerous and funny onstage, a lovely human offstage. Glad I got a chance to reconnect with him at Edinburgh Fringe a couple of years ago. He will be missed.

There are calls for Lord Eric Pickles to resign from the House of Lords he complained to the Grenfell Inquiry that he was missing important lunches. Like if he needs to resign. RT if he needs to be fired.

@FadeHubb A good bumming

Student gets caught cutting down pride flag😳 What should his punishment be?

@matthewcrosby 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@marknelsoncomic If only you had a decent football group to share this in 😞

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@MrEdByrne ❤️❤️❤️

Two years ago today Paul Byrne departed this earthly realm. I met him at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

@jameslineytv Shows sounds awesome. Though most places are sold out. Damn. Looks like I’m going to have to travel quite a way to see it.

Just left Jonathan Pie’s latest stage show feeling slightly offended after he: 1) called all Tory voters c*nts 2) called all private schoolkids c*nts 3) called King Charles a c*nt in the same week as his cancer diagnosis Think carefully before paying for his pricey tickets…

Using a gif, who was your first concert

@RealEmirHan I wore my Grease 2 VHS out rewinding this bit

@marknelsoncomic Gremlins 2, Batman Returns, Bad Santa, The Ref, Baise-moi

Christmas films you consider Christmas films even though they aren’t but remind you of Christmas. Groundhog Day Planes, Trains & Automobiles Ghostbusters

@marknelsoncomic So loads of people have been asking ‘who are these comedians that say this type of thing’ Meme answers only!

Loads of you asking about my shirt. And by that I mean no one has. That is just another thing comedians say on social media that is utter shite. “Hey guys, loads of you have been asking” No they haven’t mate, no one has. Fuck off. Anyway, like and subscribe.

You can still bag a bargain for Altitude 2024. We help with every aspect of the booking process, so if you have a question, just raise your ski pole! ☃️ See you there! 🎟️✈️ linktr.ee/altitudecomedy… #snowboarding #skiing #comedy #standup #travel #mayrhofen #austria #tirol #funny

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Enjoyed that…

@EnjoyFascism 2 Netflix specials, 1 HBO special, youngest ever comedian to have a west end run, the WORLDS top selling comedian in 2021 & the 5th biggest global event in 2021 - toured the world 5 times & the fastest ever selling comedian in numerous counties inc India. Ever heard of google?

Who the fuck is ‘established comedian’ Daniel Sloss? #Dispatches

@VirginAtlantic @KLM_UK Also the 3 star hotel was a $120 taxi 28 miles from the Airport. What’s that about? We drove past 30-40 other budget hotels ??

@VirginAtlantic @KLM_UK Hey James. I’ve now lost all the work I was meant to be in Montreal for and cannot get the cost of my hotel refunded there. Is it possible I can get a flight back to london or Manchester later today or on Saturday? Or do I still need to go to Montreal to get home?

@lilyallen 👌🏼

following on from my tweet yesterday, i see that some think i was blaming Dan Wooton for my dependencies. I don’t expect people to understand the pain associated with being harassed in the very public way that i was for a good 15 years. but just because you can’t understand it, it doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, it did. Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse and Caroline Flack were all bullied and abused, subjected to the same kind of harassment that i and many others were, and at the same time. it was the culture back then, we were fair game, because we were female, young, articulate, well paid, brilliant at our jobs, vulnerable and relatable, we all wore our hearts on our sleeves and spoke our truths. And for that we needed to be destroyed. I can’t speak for the women above and neither can they, for obvious reasons, but i know how trapped i felt, how lonely and isolated i was, how scared i was, how unfair and desperate it all felt and how substances and alcohol felt like the only way to escape. Dan Wootton last night claimed he is a victim of a smear campaign by nefarious players with an axe to grind, that his accuser is running a campaign to destroy his life. The irony is not lost on me, maybe now Dan can begin to understand what it felt like. I actually wish him well, i hope that he comes out the other side of whatever it is that he is facing, and that eventually it leads him to a place of happiness, peace and truth.

Farnborough vs Wealdstone: Andy Smart Memorial Our first home Pre-Season fixture - with @WealdstoneFC on Saturday - will be in memory of our friend, Comedian and Commentator, Andy Smart.