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@marklevinshow Republicans 2019: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT! YOU’RE UNDOING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! Republicans 2020: UNDO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE NOWWWWW!!!!!

The grift is just so astonishingly brazen. They act like no laws exist because they are presently above the law. x.com/MacFarlaneNews…

U.S. citizens killed in Minneapolis were not available for comment.

S&P 500 futures and oil futures flashed an unusual burst of activity early Monday minutes before a market-moving social media post from President Donald Trump. The timing of the volume spikes across both equities and crude caught the attention of traders, particularly given the absence of an obvious catalyst at the moment they occurred. Read more: cnb.cx/40LvrTE

One from the Vault

“You can’t make this stuff up!!” is a funny way to start this because Lauren Boebert did, in fact, make this stuff up. ICE agents are not at the Minneapolis airport, where TSA lines have been consistently quick. We are living in an episode of Veep.

Trump: Airport lines for you, caviar for me!

"Ohio GOP's drag ban cosponsor was accused of sexual misconduct with minor relative." tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-gop…

Jennings: The only reason this is possible is because the president got them plenty of money last summer in the big, beautiful bill for ICE operations Allison: You just made my point for me. The president got them so much money in the summer, so why do they actually need more?

These are the people now responsible for keeping you safe: -A drunk former fox news host -A 22-year-old former gardener and grocery store clerk -A plumber -A frat boy MAGA children's book author

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

Perino: Why don't the Democrats just claim victory and live to fight another day instead of doing this to the TSA agents? Jessica: They have put forward seven standalone bills to funds TSA and there have been 10 bills that could have funded TSA, coast guard and FEMA.

Homan on ICE: "We're doing a security function at the airports. We're gonna arrest criminals going through airports, we're gonna look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money launder-- ah, you know, money smuggling"

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

Reporter: Who do you blame for all this? Traveler: Trump

Taylor: The day that I decided to quit that administration was the day when a mentor of mine from capitol hill had died. His name was John McCain. The flags were at half staff around the country, and the president was trying to call us in Australia on the other side of the world, to say, not put out a statement in honor of John McCain, but to say, raise the flags back up. I don't care if you agreed with John McCain or disagreed. It didn't matter like Bob Mueller, he served this country in uniform. He was a sitting united States senator. He deserved to be honored with the flags at half staff—for the president of the United States to be so petty, so small and petty, to tell us to raise the flags back up in an act of active dishonor, tells you everything you need to know about that man and his lack of integrity and character.

Reopening the Strait has emerged as the main objective of the war—an issue that was caused by the war.

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

This is a lie Trump has been telling for years, not a fact just brought to his attention. Dozens of countries use mail-in voting in some form. They include: Canada elections.ca/voting-by-mail UK gov.uk/apply-postal-v… Australia aec.gov.au/FAQs/postal-vo… Germany verwaltung.bund.de/portal/EN/info… Switzerland #when-to-vote" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ch.ch/en/votes-and-e…

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.