Bridget B. Patterson

“I wanna wear pink and tell you how I feel about politics” - @taylorswift13 excuse me while I get this tattooed on my FACE.

I have received my greatest review of all time! 🐶❤️🥳

@csittenfeld It was compelling and heartbreaking and heart repairing. I am a 39 year old divorcée and my beagle and I loved it so, so much.

@csittenfeld Preordered!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

My friend Erin took me shopping for book events and encouraged me to buy a shirt that matches my cover and against all the impulses that have led to an adulthood of boring joyless black clothing...I did!

@kadska @hunter_fursuit @heyMAKWA @NeolithicSheep I don’t know how I’m just seeing this (my apologies) but here is a picture of the stinkiest gentleman of all time, Ronin.

i'm tired of our pets looking adorable and picturesque when i know damn well we had to take like twenty shots to get that one gem please please send me the WORST picture of your pets. blurry, far away, making a terrible face, distorted, i don't care. gimme them FAILURES

@sarahnrogers @svershbow Thank you for this gift.

Please show me photos of your dog in a homemade Halloween costume.

@svershbow Bring us along for the ride!!!

When your friend is a costume designer and designs a one of a kind Halloween costume for your dog.

@GlennonDoyle @AbbyWambach Honestly she looks like she’d immediately do it again without pause or regret

she ate our turkey and abby's explaining that we're not mad just disappointed @AbbyWambach

@ChristineZieba3 @chrissyteigen This person is a genius retain her services

@chrissyteigen I make chili, then top it with tater tots & bake in the oven until tots are done

@clhubes My 6 year old was also scared by that episode 😣

@Elialuca @JortsTheCat 😏

@BridgetEBarry @JortsTheCat Wow. Disappointed in this Midwest erasure from Jorts.

Are paw paw fruits real or is that just a joke

@todayyearsold Hi where do I apply

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

@Elialuca @tatr Woof!

@tatr Good dog

If I say “Sit, Ubu, sit,” do you know what I mean?

@emilyhuckabee Truly my mouth just dropped open

I was distracted by Clark Kent.... anything interesting happen at the hearing?

@svershbow @THl5NAMElSTAKEN I asked myself the same question. I think 4:59 is late afternoon and 5:00 is early evening. 😂

@THl5NAMElSTAKEN 4:45??

My Dad is in full travel mode for family vacation and is insisting on getting my suitcase for the luggage rack a day early.

@KalhanR There has been a dog park mafia in every single dog park I have ever regularly gone to. The self elected mayor of the dog park and all of their posse. It’s a lot.

guys, would you like to hear about the drama going on in the upper east side french bulldog community?

@SaraBeee93 Sara NOOOOOOOOOO 😣

Oh I like this very much