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I thought my piece for @riverteeth BEAUTIFUL THINGS went live today, but it’s been floating out there in the universe since Monday. Would love for you to take a gander. riverteethjournal.com/blog/2019/10/1…

@danghentschel 👀

We hired a 22 year old at work. Yes, she's hotter than my wife. But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway. So, I'll pass. Thanks.

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

@kuhistorytoday I just got one of these at an estate sale in Baltimore this weekend! Unfortunately it was broken and repaired.

July 19, 1939 - This was the official souvenir of the 1939 National Cornhusking Contest. It went on sale this day before the actual context in November. Jayhawk Enterprises produced 15,000 of them for local merchants. The attendance at the event was estimated to be 112,000.

@mjm629 Thankfully not a part of our daily route, but it will definitely affect it going forward. So scary!

@tatr I instantly thought of you! This is just terrible.

Oh my gosh. You can see this bridge from my house! So scary. Horrible for the city. I hope they can save people.

@DCBiddle @ProfMMurray @jonstewart @StrictScrutiny_ @TheDailyShow I la-la-love JS, but I just came here to see if anyone else acknowledged this. He has a strict schedule, surely, but this time felt a little too *too*. Nevertheless, the guests were great, and ultimately JS is A-1 steak sauce in my book.

@ProfMMurray @jonstewart @StrictScrutiny_ @TheDailyShow Jon, my friend. I know you get excited, but every time you interrupt your guests when they’re trying to make a point you’re insulting them. It’s really uncool, esp when you’re talking with women.

⁦2/3ds of @StrictScrutiny_⁩ having way too much fun on ⁦@TheDailyShow⁩.

@dremilyportermd Based only in my unofficial data collected while writing obituaries, I’d say this is a fair prediction.

I have no scientific data to back this up, only what I’ve seen and felt when elderly folks lose their spouse, but I predict President Carter won’t be far behind his beloved wife, maybe 6-12 months max. And I’d still say it if he were 15 years younger and not in hospice.

@squinteratn @masters212 @Alyssa_Milano Was just about to go find something like this to share.

@masters212 @Alyssa_Milano Next question, please.

I don’t think people use this emoji correctly: 🥲 Isn’t that, like, a “That baby goat is so cute I could cry” and not a “Look at all these dead babies” emoji?

DC 11.4.2023

Everyone should see this horrifying naration of collapse of medical infrastructure in Gaza.These war mongers hv 2 be of the lowest morality to bombard hospitals and refugee camps #GazaGenocide #GazaGenoside #CeasefireForGazaNOW #FortniteOG #earthquake

@imnaturallydope Turns out the meetup isn’t as organized as I thought, so I’ll be driving alone along with you, just separate cars. Drive safe!

@tatr Its definitely not ideal to drive alone but im glad you know with who/where to meet up! & thank you, you too!!

Friends don't let friends protest alone. But I'm definitely driving to DC Saturday all by myself 🫤

@WritesPetra Whole-hearted agreement

Don’t watch cnn or msnbc - go to Al jazzera to see what’s actually happening

@briasoboojie I’ve been searching and haven’t seen a thing.

It's crazy that there are no articles about Amy Schumer's Instagram if you search her name on Google News.

@LaffingJon I’ve been spending all my time on IG following all the horrors there. I assume it’s been about the same here.

@tatr “Dumpster fire” is a slight understatement.

I haven’t been on Twitter much since the whole X thing. I’ve only popped in for a minute at a time here and there. Is it still a dumpster fire? Wanted to see what the dialogue is like over here RN what with…everything.

Ethnic cleansing committed in the dark is still ethnic cleansing. War crimes committed in the dark are still war crimes. And the stench of genocide lingers long after the lights come back on.

Don’t think about who is right - think about what is right -