Bridget Holley ❤️‍🩹🏳️‍🌈🐾🐾

Sleeping Beauty #towngatepanto #panto2025 #basildontowngatetheatre #success

Sensational return to form at @TowngateTheatre Jack and the beanstalk @SophieLadds thoroughly enjoyed

The Magic Of Tony Hart

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!

@fesshole You can’t give a baby booze!

I've just become a father for the first time at 45. Every time I meet someone as I'm holding her I say the old Reeves & Mortimer line "'ave yer got any booze for t'baby". Not only does nobody get it, which makes me feel ancient, but I think she might end up being taken into care.

To all the bereaved parents out there thinking they don't want to bother us please reach out. We have a helpline run by bereaved parents. If you're not up to calling now you could start with our leaflet, My Child has died. How do I cope? bit.ly/3Ieafwn

@AskNationwide bought petrol from pay at pump self service garage in Billericay. Amount of petrol preset. Paid for £20 and have two £20 transactions in my pending. How can I resolve this?

@duranduran Careless Memory

Let's talk about six strings and amplification: What's your favorite guitar-driven Duran Duran song?

🌟 Join us for our popular Online Webinar: 'Introduction to Funeral Service' 🌟 The British Institute of Funeral Directors is delighted to announce an insightful and informative webinar that will shed light on the noble and compassionate world of funeral service.

Emily Maitlis got it exactly right aboutFarage & the bank saga

I’ve learned that there’s a Baby Viking Summer Camp, and I have questions and also may become obsessed.

@duranduran Reflex

What's your favorite intro to a DD song? Which one immediately gets you excited?

Emotions can pop out of your ‘Invisible Suitcase’ when you least expect. You can't control when this happens but you can choose what to do when it does. Watch our short animation to find out about managing your feelings and how talking helps.

Sheila is heartbroken to lose her most treasured possession- a gold chain holding 4 wedding rings; from her parents & her 2 marriages to Alec & John. Believe lost in central London. PLEASE RT in case anyone finds it. She is absolutely desperate for its return. Reward offered.

We'd love you to donate your #FirstFiver featuring King Charles III to us. £5 will pay for a family to receive an information pack after the death of their child. Donate here: bit.ly/3NEnxpU

“See that bloke? Literally cannot sweat.”

This is fine journalism. Summing it up perfectly. @Ofstednews

Brilliant

@sueperkins We have similar issues with our new puppy. We are trying food 3 x daily in a kong chew toy to slow down eating and give her jaw exercise. Never met such a confident dog - I’m being polite 🙄

Dog’s been petitioning for dinner since 10.30 this morning. Doing my head in now…

@BBC6Music New Order Blue Monday

Which track is a must-play at an Indie Disco? 💿