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Psychopath energy

What an even better reason to switch carriers. For how expensive my bill is you would think @Verizon would figure out the issue. Normally I wouldn’t care because I’m home & out and about with my children but I have work tomorrow and do not want to be disconnected! Just yikes!!!

More people should think before they speak.

God knew if I slept I would be more powerful.

@ABerkhouse @marleyharper How about you just disappear back to the hole you crawled out of. Let people be happy with what and who they like.

@marleyharper Leave her frozen. Some things should never leave the freezer.

she’s defrosting

Do toddles ever run out of energy? Asking for a friend

It’s truly not normal the amount of food my daughter can eat.

The east coast watching baseball rn. Bottom of the 17th 🫠

@daazedndodgers How many have you had since

time for another brewskie

@BlakeHHarris I feel this and I hate this 😭

The baseball gods do not want the Dodgers to win this game

This is the longest baseball game I have ever watched

“They said we’re ruining baseball, let’s go win 4 more and really ruin baseball!” MY FUCKING MANAGER.

nothin grinds my gears like stupidity

People are so fucking entitled. Stay in your lane and just live your best life. So over it!

I’m so tired I’m crashing out

Go sports!

The Padres are dumb and their coach

93mph 100mph

Bruuuuhh leave Taylor alone.