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**SALESFORCE JUST BORROWED $25 BILLION TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN STOCK WHILE PLANNING THE LARGEST TECH MASSACRE IN HISTORY**
Marc Benioff is about to eliminate 45,000 human beings to pay for his $50 billion stock buyback scheme
Read that again. They took on DEBT to inflate their share price while preparing to destroy nearly half their workforce
Company is sitting on $34.9 billion in annual revenue. UP 11% year over year. Most profitable quarter in company history.
Benioff made $29.9 million last year. Stock buyback will pump his personal wealth by another $180 million.
Sources inside are saying the "workforce optimization" targets every division. Sales, engineering, support, marketing. Nobody is safe.
I'm hearing middle management got the kill lists yesterday. Termination emails queued for Monday morning. Badge access revoked at midnight Sunday.
The fucking audacity: they're calling it "strategic realignment for AI efficiency"
Translation: we borrowed billions to make our stock price go up and now 45,000 families have to pay for it
Salesforce employees logging in Monday morning are about to find out if they still have jobs
If you work there, screenshot everything. Download your contacts. Update your LinkedIn tonight.
This is what happens when CEOs treat human beings like line items on a balance sheet
Benioff just turned borrowing money into a weapon of mass destruction