James Brown

@fesshole It’s not hard. You just couldn’t be arsed to learn it. I don’t blame you, the cubes in 1992 were awful to rotate. Now they’re smooth, magnetic and without stickers.

To occupy my nephew for a few hours I asked him to solve a Rubik's cube that had been on the mantelpiece unsolved since 1992, my own childhood. He solved it in a minute, he's still bored, and I am now also resentful.

@GregBaldwinIroh Beans & sausages. Don’t just get the beans. Lots of black pepper.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@implausibleblog An imbecile that was only good for countdown. Advertised payday loans. Instigated a disastrous Labour government. Broke impartiality rules while working for the BBC. Multiple sexual partners simultaneously. Criticises the TV industry but appears on it. And had to leave twitter.

Carol Vorderman on corruption in UK politics, the VIP PPE lane, ending her friendship with Michelle Mone, and tactical voting Jeremy Vine, "You seemed to shed this cosy quiz person and become this rip throat political animal who was just going for everyone" Carol Vorderman, "I wasn't going for everybody" Jeremy Vine, "You were kind of suddenly like: I'm on this now everyone" Carol Vorderman, "I'll tell you what it was, in plain sight there was so much corruption going on" "I had been involved since the late 1990s with Tony Blair and David Blunkett, on the National Numeracy Hour" "Then in the early 2000s with the internet.. Parents were worried about children being groomed in chatrooms.. I made documentaries for ITV.. Spent 18 months looking into this" "At the end of it, I sat on a task force in the Home Office and we made the first law in the world that made grooming a child online an illegal act" Jeremy Vine, "So then why go against the Tories?" Carol Vorderman, "Why not" "We have covid, what became obvious was the VIP PPE lane and the corruption" "I was friends with Michelle Mone many many years ago. I came out of that friendship because I realised what a liar she was. She lied about everything" Jeremy Vine, "In a way you are in politics to an extent" Carol Vorderman, "I was part of being part of the tactical voting website, Stop The Tories . vote, and we now are Stop Reform UK . vote"

@JohnCleese Well they realised nobody cared about the environment that much so they focused on other things their weird, hippy, victim voter base are passionate about. Absolutely anything to gain power.

I'm trying to figure out what this has to do with climate change Or was the Green party the only one Zack could take over to advance his career ?

@makessense1971 @narindertweets We’re not Christian. We’re secular.

@narindertweets How silly and racist is that argument. We are an English speaking Christian country. Immigration works if those immigrants integrate into the existing society. Respect should be given their culture and religion. Festivals, celebrated within that religion, not forced on all.

A school in Bradford is closing for Eid - which i think is WONDERFUL for all those who celebrate. It would be lovely if schools across Britain did this for Diwali too. After all, we are a multicultural society and integration is a two way street.

@ZackPolanski Starmer doesn’t have to answer to you as you’re not an MP or access to parliament.

Trump has just held up a model of a B2 fighter plane and declared these are dropping the biggest bombs on Iran you’ll ever see. B2s are reportedly taking off from British bases. Keir Starmer must answer my simple question. Are these planes attacking Iran?

@techtoby__ Need new towns not cheap bolt ons to existing overstretched ones.

You have no idea how mental NIMBYs are until you live in one of these areas They will protest and block someone building 10 homes because they have to take an alternative 5 minute walk to look at some butterflies

@but_cyclists Cyclists want banning in center parcs too. A perfect vision into what a bike centric future looks like and they’re an absolute fucking menace. Just walk you lazy twats.

You don't - you can simply sit on the seat and pedal it to your destination. But those bikes don't get ridden for transport in place of the SUV - they get ridden for leisure twice a year in Center Parcs, which just so happens to be one of the few places you can't drive an SUV.

@IKnoTheTruth2 @but_cyclists Really good idea to hop infront of a car last minute while the driver sits looking at the lights..

@but_cyclists Must… get… in… front. Where’s the fire? Is it part of the TdF? Strava record to beat? A good cyclist would Have held back knowing they could be in a blind spot, wait to see what happens & safely continue.

When you've spent enough time cycling around SUV's, you develop a sixth sense that allow you to predict what sort of shit the driver is going to pull simply based on the manner of their terrible driving

@JimsWheels Yes drivers who clearly have had some kind incident must absolutely block a major carriageway and hinder hundreds if not thousands during the time it takes to resolve for one singular dip shit on a fucking bicycle! What an idiot.

They've only blocked part of the cycle path, reckon I can get past ....oh .. !

@OperaSocialist @TiceRichard I suppose your next bullshit tweet will be asking what Starmer will do about tax avoidance, loopholes and schemes? Nope. And he wouldn’t do anything anyway as political donors benefit so it wouldn’t be in his interest.

There's always a tweet @TiceRichard #Reform #Tax #Tice

@Heccles94 AI can replace you too, you obviously don’t do anything worthwhile with your constant posting, a drain on the taxpayers, a symbol of why the NHS needs a wrecking ball to its structure.

Musk sacked 80% of staff when he bought twitter Bezos is sacking 14,000 people to replace with AI Microsoft are cutting 4.1% of jobs (9,100) to replace with AI Intel are cutting up to 25% of staff to replace with AI What's that about billionaires creating jobs?

@ToryWipeout Why isn’t Starmer calling for tax changes? Because donors take advantage of the loopholes and avoidance schemes as well as politicians. Labour. Corrupt as the rest of em, maybe you’ll grow up and realise that.

Why aren't the national media demanding Richard Tice resign? The establishment.

@but_cyclists Yeah, slowly. Which is absolutely no good for some slip roads.

@BrownPatch It's slow? It can reach the highest speed limit in the UK

"I need a Range Rover because I have five kids and need to carry loads of luggage" > Citroen Berlingo > Smaller than Range Rover in every dimension (length width height) > Shorter and more sloped bonnet (safer) > Almost a whole tonne lighter > 7 seats and 30% more cargo volume

@0bNARA I wish that was the case but Derby let any scrote in that should only be allowed in Heron Foods.

til that to get a costco uk membership you must be a member of the professional class

@godbole_shilpa It’s so they get a shitty medal and say I’ve done something. They can’t just get up on a Sunday and run 20 odd miles in silence. They need validation.

Who is going to tell her?

@Gilbert_Belion They’re not unreliable, just driven by people not very far. Used to take snotty kids to school and back and the weekly shop.

If Range Rovers are so unreliable, why do people still buy them?

@ArtistCyclist Yeah it was great until the useless in society thought the world had stopped and decided to either walk or cycle in the middle of the fucking road.

Do you remember how lovely & quiet the roads were during the ‘lockdowns’ early in the COVID pandemic? That showed how a better quality of life was achievable simply by significantly reducing the number of cars on our roads. Air was clean, roads were safe & silent, it was bliss.

@arthur_spirling English for starters, science, maths, Spanish, French… You’ve learnt all the basics by age 14, from 14 upwards it’s time to learn about the real world.

What should we cut from the current curriculum to make time for wallpapering class?