Reid Calloway

@jacob_wass Get a load of this tourist 🤣 I bet you stand on the left side of the escalator too 😂

I have Found the best restaurant in DC

Nigga pearled TF outta that joint soo fast 😂😂😭

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s”

@c_r_h_74 @nypost I’ve been seeing this on my TL… 👀 I need to do more research. Good tip

@BryanFontain @nypost Well maybe not. The JP Morgan lady didn’t actual do what someone claimed and her life was dragged through the mud. Maybe a tie.

Bizarre twist in Dianna Russini crash story as witness claims she didn’t save driver trib.al/ASJCauz

There’s exactly one city in the U.S. where the fans could maybe get away with “at least we don’t live in some provincial backwater like Philly” as a form of trash talk and brother it is not Pittsburgh

@Pseudo_RGIII Remember when he said that if we won a Super Bowl with his roster he wanted a ring 🤣 😂 🤣

@MoreBirths Oh @ItIsHoeMath is gonna have a field day with this one

A paper published today argues that women's liberation led to collapsing fertility around the world. Using US data, the authors show 58% of women's sexual relationships are with the most promiscuous 10% of men. But most of these relationships are short term and childless. 🧵.

I love how diana russini left us little easter eggs and clues like a serial killer

Wow. What an incredible day of cheating on my husband. Now for the best part - leaving all the clues on social media

Ayo why don’t the Commanders have any draft picks bruh… watching this draft is painful 😣

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Y’all ever see a story get WORSE every time you refresh?? yeah this that 😭

Mike Vrabel helping to set up the draft room

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me. I will RT this every year on this day.

I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

@robbystarbuck It’s a bunch of white women 🤣 how ridiculous

In case you’re curious what kind of people are behind the American Indian Affairs group that’s whining about a spear on a football helmet… It’s exactly who you’d suspect. 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Not sure what to make of it, but it is interesting that nothing of substance has come out about the Russini/Vrabel relationship since the pictures from the initial story. No leaks. No anonymous sources with seedy details of an affair. No family members secretly sharing their animosity. No stories about who took the pics and why they were "hired," if they indeed were. Nothing. Zilch. It's been eight days. That's forever in the news cycle. That's hard to believe in the age of social media. Don't think it proves their innocence or guilt, but it's incredibly interesting that nothing you'd expect to start coming out has actually come out.

Dianna Russini turning off the comments on her resignation tweet but left on the RT/QT 😂