Bryan

Wentz is a bum

Jokes aside, the Braves were a good team and I'm glad they have this memory to look back on

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

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🐢 BREAKING NEWS 🐢 Ledo Pizza will be serving Fresh, Hot Pizza at all University of Maryland Football & Basketball Home Games for the upcoming season! Ledo Pizza is the Official Pizza of the Maryland Terrapins! #FearTheTurtle

IS THIS GOOD?! Game seven legend

HE A TERP

Love watching the Sixers lose

@JLavender11 Congrats brotha!!

I’m graduating!

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

It's a club and you aint in it. twitter.com/eliteclips4/st…

@USPS I was supposed to receive a package yesterday and it was marked as undeliverable because they couldn’t reach the address but I live in a residential area and was home the entire day, no driver even came through the neighborhood.

W

Steelers are bunz

Translation: The recent statement by Chris Krebs was highly accurate, in that there were no improprieties or fraud, confirmed by all credible 2020 Election officials sworn under oath to be truthful. Therefore, he has been terminated for refusing to lie for me, your #LiarInChief.

“Things were bad for me, so they should stay bad for everyone else” is not a good argument against debt cancellation - student, medical, or otherwise. #CancelStudentDebt

TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7 out now on Netflix! Watch this movie because 1. I’m now old enough to play an attorney 2. It’s Aaron Sorkin (You can’t handle the truth!) 3. The movie’s about a moment in 1968, but it feels like it’s about today... (1/2)

tomorrow could be the most double cheeked up thursday in a long time ..

when Ben Shapiro eats a cucumber, he grabs it whole like a banana. instead of biting it he rolls it in ranch and sucks the ranch off of the top of the cucumber. he repeats this until he runs out of ranch and then puts the cucumber back in the fridge to repeat the process later.