Gussie goo

Da olds av 'membered tiz me burfday. Today I iz 9 yrs old. Iz a noisy bugger az u can c.

@itsazappathing Yous obvs not met a cwazy Border Terrieroist !

@BtGustaf Please speak bt and not poodle we bt's are too clever to talk gibberish

Befur and after me Dad az dun iz worse befur dis heatwave weez getting! All beach body ready.

@jansborder Ned the Hammer? I understand he was quite popular in the North of our Islands? That, or one of those Bruce blokes.

#BTPosse Any Scottish pals not recognise this bloke? #wotnocone

@LeeJarvis10 A quid cheaper than Bath Rugby, even with my discount!

Cardiff £6.35 😢 Really !

@BRODIEPUP01 I think Lyth's brilliant reaction catch at short leg sealed our fate. With Overton in good form we had a chance. The plus side for us is our teenagers did themselves proud. Not too disappointed to lose as it was a fantastic game to watch. Better than 600 vs 600 any day.

@BtGustaf Well that turned into a good result for our boys certainly didn’t expect that after day one 👏👏👏🏏

At da cricket wiv da old.

@PoochManor No. But lots of noms!

@BtGustaf Did you get to do any fielding? 🏏

@BRODIEPUP01 There is still a bit in the pitch for seam. But Bess on his real home ground is getting some good 4th day turn. For a game that was meant to be a washout it haz turned into a slow burning thriller.

@BtGustaf Nice one - my mate has travelled down from Beverley were we live to watch the game - been a good game hasn’t it - 4 day cricket the best …..one more wicket before lunch and it’s game on , come on Yorkshire 😊🏏

@BRODIEPUP01 Taunton watching the Yawkies fighting back. 4 day cricket at it's best. Could go either way still.

@BtGustaf Nice pal - which ground are you at and who’s playing ?

@DiaryAlfred @mabelandstanley Oh yes!!

@BtGustaf @mabelandstanley That first ice cream of the season tastes sooo good doesn’t it 🍦

The staff took me to da park. I did av me first icee creem of da Summa🍦

@SBarrettBar Have you ever been right?

BREAKING 🚨 I understand that Downing Street are now reporting that Sir Keir Starmer has, I quote, "run away" I understand that Sir Keir's logic is that if they can't find him, then they can't make him resign More on this later

Yous might be askin if dis is comfi? Well yes it iz, fanks fur askin

@BatesHeckie Muvva took me out fur an extra early long walk befur werk. I don't normall get up until midday!

@BtGustaf What you been doing Pal? 😘🐾

Zausted.

@PeggyBorder She's da best a conveyor belt of noms.

@BtGustaf Hoonan sounds great pal

Hoonan iz vizitin fur da weekend. I luvs her. She gibs me bikkies

Ad me annul jabs yesterday so I was taken to da beech fur being a brave boi. Bit late wiv tung out Tewsday.

@F0ODHub English mustard

Be honest, what’s missing here?

@DuncanPickles That's Tuchel's no10 sorted for the WC. Top takers Dunc.

Pals, she opened the garden room to air whilst cutting the lawn so I saw my chance ⚽️ #DuncanPickles #dogsofX #btposse #thursdaymotivation Well you would wouldn’t you…